Frwe Roderwick!

" ...lets not go to camelot, its a very silly place"

'Blessed are the cheesemakers.'

They built the aqueduct

Badger: Well, I have for a long time been suffering from a species of brain injury which I incurred during the rigours of childbirth, and I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose.

Interviewer: Mr Badger, I think you're the silliest person we've ever had on this programme, and so I'm going to ask you to have dinner with me.

(with a French accent)your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries.

I fart in your general direction.

RUN AWAY!!!

If you say Jehovah one more time it will be worse for you.

How could it possibly be any worse?

Jehovah ! Jehovah ! Jehovah !


from (The life of brian)
one of my favorites

bring forth the holy hand grenade

french guard1 - I didn't know we were French?
french guard2 - Of course, we else do you think we are talking in this ridiculous accent?

I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am

Fetchez la vache

I told them we already had one.

Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am."
We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spamalot.
We're not so bad in Camelot, we sing from the dia-phragm alot!
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

Good morning, Sir.

Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium!

We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril

I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Ni. Ummm.......NI! The knights whoooo saaay NI!

The African swallow is non-mi-grate-r-ee.

Silly Ka-nigits.

"It's only a cute little bunny!"

"just one wa-fer thin mint sir?"

"What about you centuwian? Do you find the name..... Biggus Dickus dewisable?"

"The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth."

From the galaxy song

We wish to praise the infant.

We must pay homage to him.

Homage? You're all drunk. It's disgusting. Out! The lot, out!

A mere flesh-wound...