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The Monty Python thread

The Monty Python thread

Quotes from Monty Python here:

"We demand a shrubbery!"
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Reply #151 Top
And...so....back to Venice......and more f***ing gondolas!!!!!
Reply #152 Top
Don the cockroach.....
Reply #153 Top
What are you going to do?...BLEED on me?
Reply #154 Top
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please
Reply #155 Top
We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
Reply #157 Top
"I want to be a Lion tamer"

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Reply #159 Top
Neeeeh! Neeeeh! Neeeeh!
Reply #160 Top
know what I mean?
wink wink , nudge nudge, say no more! say no more!
Reply #161 Top
"we've got spam and spam and spam and spam and spam and spam and eggs........"

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Reply #163 Top
OOPS! I wet em!...
Reply #165 Top
... mr. moore, mr. moore,
dum dum dum
Reply #166 Top
The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.


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Reply #167 Top
Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Reply #168 Top
Albatross! Albatross!

Got any choc-ices?

No of course I haven't got any bloody choc-ices - I've just got this Albertross! Albatross! (Salty Petrel on a stick)

What flavours have you got?

It hasn't got any flavours, mate... it's bleedin' sea-bird flavour!!