Bring out yer dead.

Perfect for this place..

"Yes, I'm here for a argument.
Sorry, I thought you were here for abuse"

"I'm not dead, I feel happy. In fact, I think I could take a walk."

No...none of that here. No, no...no singing!!

nope... it's too perilous.

And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.

Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
*thud*
Pie Iesu domine,...
*thud*
...dona eis requiem.
*thud*
Pie Iesu domine,...
*thud*
...dona eis requiem.

Well, now, not going to bush the doctor about the beat too long. I'm going to come to point the straight immediately.

Man: We've got your dung.

Host: What dung?

Man: Your dung. Three hundredweight of heavy droppings. Where do you want it?

Host: I didn't order any dung.

Man: Yes you did, sir. You ordered it through the Book of the Month Club.

Lamas.

The big comfy chair.

Never be rude to an Arab, an Isreali or a Jew.

The people responsible for this have been given the sack.

Lamas.

The big comfy chair.

Never be rude to an Arab, an Isreali or a Jew.

The people responsible for this have been given the sack.

oops

I say you ARE the one true Messiah! and I should know... I've followed several of them!

"We are no longer the Knights that go Neit"

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm gets wasted
God gets quite irate

I think boyfriend's best friend can repeat back to everyone everything said within the Monty Python series, word for word, scene for scene...

Just a question people... What is "irate"?

uhhhh .... it means angry.

There's a penguin on the telly!
What's it doing on the telly?
Standin'

Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him.

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?


See the løveli lakes


The wøndërful telephøne system


And mäni interesting furry animals


Including the majestik møøse


A Møøse once bit my sister...


No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end
of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

"when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle"

I'd like to introduce the very Influential, but Dangerus, Sir Lancelot.

... you killed the bride's father.

SORRY... sorry...

RUN AWAY RUN AWAY !!!

Give it to ME! I Love Spam!

"I don't like the Gannet - they wet their nests!"

"Finland, Finland, Finland - the place I'd quite like to be..."

"I like traffic lights..."

"Muddy knees have got me all a quiver..."

"...my name's not Clement!"

Flower arranging with Mr EM Gumby.

Arthur "Two-sheds" Jackson.

Rule number One: "No poofters!"

"Your wife... is she a goer? Know what I mean, wink, wink, nudge, nudge - say no more"

[...the list goes on!]