The Monty Python thread

Quotes from Monty Python here:

"We demand a shrubbery!"
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Build a bridge out of her!
Reply #2 Top
help, help, I'm being repressed!

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Reply #3 Top
There's some lovely filth here...
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He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!! >
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Spam Spam Spam, No I don't want any Spam

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BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

Reply #8 Top
and now for something completely different....
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I just spent four hours burying the cat.
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No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

(Which just doesn't work quite as well without somebody saying 'Spanish Inquisition' beforehand. )


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Reply #11 Top
Come and see the violence inherent in the system.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system.

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He's a lumberjack and he's ok....

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Silly English bedwetting types.

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He is pushing up the daisies...
He is singing with the choir invisible...
He is an ex-parrot.....

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I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the laba-tree!
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....I like to wear ladies dresses,
And hang around in bars.

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There will be no stoning until I say so,
even if they do say Jehovah

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Reply #18 Top
The Vagina Song - The song about every type

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Reply #19 Top
"Yes, I'm here for a Argument"

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So if she....weighs as much as the duck....then......she's...a....a....

....A WITCH!!!! A WITCH!!!!

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Reply #21 Top
What else floats on water?
Reply #23 Top
And now... a man with three buttocks

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Reply #24 Top
I fart in your general direction!

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Reply #25 Top
"She turned me into a newt"