"And now, a man with a taperecorder up his brother's nose!"

come back you coward I'll bite your Knees off

I bet they won't play this on the radio

Well sir, I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it.

There is only one thing worse than playing squash together, and that is playing it by yourself. (silence) I wish I hadn't said that.


From the Oscar Wilde sketch.

...I like to push the pram a lot.

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--

I like traffic lights.

Dinsdale.....!

"Look! It's Camelot!"
"It's only a model..."

message for you sir

Uh...My hovercraft is full of eels.

Elbow elbow, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more say no more. Nod's as good as a wink, say no more...

Uh... my brain hurts...

Eric the half-a-bee.

/me sings somewhat out of tune.

Good morning Mrs Cutout...

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced pair of parrot droppings.

Of course everyone skipped

...and now for something Completely diffrent.

This sketch is silly...

He's not dead he's sleeping, very sound sleepers parrots. There see he moved!

"We had to put the budgie down"
"ohh, was it sick?"
"Nah, we're going on vacation"

Oh Lord, bless this thy handgrenade, that with it thou mayst blow thy enemies to tiny bits...... in thou mercy

"Welcome! to da middle of de film"

"1... 2... 4..."
"No! 3 sir"
"3..."

"I am Zoot!... just Zoot"