Reply #51 December 14, 2002 1:25 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

The "This is just an emergency alert message" is really just to keep us all docile while the real emergency occurs.

Reply #52 December 14, 2002 1:27 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard

Reply #53 December 14, 2002 1:29 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

It's not that God doesn't love you...but he just made you on one of his "busy" days...yes okay, it's true...you are one of his "Forgotten" ones.

Reply #54 December 14, 2002 1:30 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a
single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall
people burn slower?" - Warren Hutcherson

Reply #55 December 14, 2002 1:30 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of

Reply #56 December 14, 2002 1:33 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
only time of the month that I can be myself." - Roseanne

Reply #57 December 14, 2002 1:34 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Never mess up an apology with an excuse

Reply #58 December 14, 2002 1:35 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

True love is like a bad case of the flu...as soon as you think you're over it...it comes back with ten of it's friends bitching at you about the night you...never mind.

Reply #59 December 14, 2002 1:36 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Time flies like an arrow...
Fruit flies like a banana.

Reply #60 December 14, 2002 1:38 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Reply #61 December 14, 2002 1:39 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

BOXXi!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oops. SHe is sounding like a Beatles fan...


Excuse me...must powder my nose and come back with more quotes...

Reply #62 December 14, 2002 1:40 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people

Reply #63 December 14, 2002 1:41 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

When I die, I want my ashes smoked...hey, I "urned" it.

Reply #64 December 14, 2002 1:44 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Reply #65 December 14, 2002 1:44 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."- Billy Crystal

Reply #66 December 14, 2002 1:44 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Forgiveness is divine...revenge is around the corner

Reply #67 December 14, 2002 1:48 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

He who steps on unknown ground pays heapum price to the gravedigger.

Reply #68 December 14, 2002 1:49 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car..." - George Carlin

Reply #69 December 14, 2002 1:50 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others

Reply #70 December 14, 2002 1:52 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of
Congress... But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

Reply #71 December 14, 2002 1:53 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Rapists" I haven't had sex in 12 years, I leave my window and doors open and unlocked...what am I doing wrong?-Anonymous

Reply #72 December 14, 2002 1:55 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet," - Robin Williams

Reply #73 December 14, 2002 1:57 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do!

Reply #74 December 14, 2002 1:57 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of
the one critical unconscious motion that allowed you to compensate for all
your errors.

Reply #75 December 14, 2002 1:59 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it