Jafo Jafo

Words of wisdom...

Words of wisdom...

A friend will help you move.....

A REAL friend will help you move a body....
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Reply #151 Top
Once over the hill you pick up speed...

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Reply #152 Top
If the shoe fits...buy it in every colour

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Reply #153 Top
Some days are a total waste of makeup...

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Reply #154 Top
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've not tried before...

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Reply #155 Top
If you are too open minded, you're brains will fall out...

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Reply #156 Top
X you're = your

There's never a Jafo around when you need one...

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Reply #157 Top
Yes there is....he can't even logout at the moment....cookies have him prisoner...
Reply #158 Top
It's a plan by WC to create slave labour

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"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

That is me, unfutunatly...

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"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

That is me, unfutunatly... very unreasonalble

Reply #161 Top

Helpful Hint #1- An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps
makes a wonderful inexpensive vibrator.

Helpful Hint #2- Avoid arguments with the misses about lifting the toilet
seat by simply peeing in the sink.

Helpful Hint #3- High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and
bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.



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"Police warn all clubbers, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape
drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target
unsuspecting men.

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost
anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs." "Beer"
is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male
victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to
persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home
for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.


After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual
acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be
attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of
exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague
feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men
are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a
relationship."

It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd
enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude
and punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more
susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by
the predatory female.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall
victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it,
there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss
the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with
similarly affected, like minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just
look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages."


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Reply #163 Top
http://www.derekgrout.com/doughboy/doughboy2/poopboy.swf

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When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about
how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it
to your dumb ass.

When you are sick, ...stay the hell away from me until you're
well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath, ...I pledge till the end. Why, you may ask?
Because you're my friend!

Send this poem to ten of your closest friends (and then get depressed
because you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is not
speaking to you right now anyway.)



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