i tried to read this whole thread, but i got really confused.....

You think that's bad? Try reading just part of it!

feline, are you a guy or a girl? or just a cat, maybe? a talking cat?

Erm..

I'm not a big fan of bots, and I've only met one or two exceptionally fun bots....all of which aren't around anymore..sooo..

Yeah, feeling a bit neglected, but that's not Rob's fault. It's just circumstance. I'm going home in a week or so... and he can't make it down here before I leave one last time.

Elf, LickServ is a new generation of fun bots. It is rather young, so please forgive its last remark.

!tease disable
The Tease commands are now disabled.

That will teach it!

rob_bot perhaps?

/msg rob_bot tease Elfie

groovin_girly - i tried to read this whole thread, but i got really confused.....


just remember that we are having several interleaved conversations at once. which bits do you need help will?

anyone prepared to catch up with this deserves a helping hand, thats only fair

just wait until you get to the section on prefered bra styles. when i get around to hunting up a reference to that new machine washable design those two industrial designers had a TV documentry about the design process of, i am planning to reopen that conversation

groovin_girly - feline, are you a guy or a girl? or just a cat, maybe? a talking cat?

are you sure you dont want to start with an easier question? how about a new theory of quantum gravity - it uses chocolate donuts as the force transmission particles, explaining the mass of cats becuase we keep on eating them when ever we see them

alright then, what do you think? i am curious.

the actual answer has been the subject of several hunded posts across at least 3 threads.

my personal answer is tending towards none of the above

the current theory at work (from the people in my depertment) is that i was hatched, and that i crash landed at roswell *sigh* men can be SO unimaginative at times

my body is one clearly defined sex, while my minds seem to be several different ones all at once. since you only ever see my minds, it is probably safe to discound the body, at least for a first approximation.

so, there are about 3.4 of me.
that breaks down to:
one cat (feline)
one dragon (dracoform)
one very shy me, who is to shy to post here
and then there is the bit in the middle.

think of a triangle. it has three sides which are all different, but there is still only one triangle. that is how i work. also how humans work, i am just more like this than most

if it doesnt cause you any problems perhaps best to just think of me as a special case

/me cannot help asking the dreaded question *giggle*
does it actually matter?

Oh no, not that litany again. He is male, but in denial.

/me agrees with half of that

let's see.....a male cat-dragon that thinks like a female that hatched from a chocolate egg? i think i understand

elkura, i hope that things work out for you. it sounds like you had a bad time lately.

mmmmmmmm...Chocolate....

groovin_girly - let's see.....a male cat-dragon that thinks like a female that hatched from a chocolate egg? i think i understand

dont you mean that human females think like cats? it goes a long way towards explaining their charm, and why men dont seem to understand them (or is that us?)

JavaBrain, just for you:
/me waves magic wand
look, a tree bearing coffee filled chocolate eggs

mmmmmmm..chocolate and coffee.......

Oh, sure....now you have your own icon....I feel so left out! *pout* *pout*

look at it this way, you arent the only one without an icon

i am begining to think that you and i are the only regular posters who arent admins with there own icons.

dracoform has just pointed out that you also have an admin account, under a different id, the name of which escapes me

ah well, there has to be someone here to keep the admins (especially head of spelling Jafo) busy
/me lies on back and waves paws in the air

JavaBrain, why dont you just go and badger T-Man directly. isnt he in the same room? try plying him with coffee / tea and perhaps a chocolate buscuit. i am sure he has the power to grant you an icon, perhaps a little coffee bean?

yeah listen to the cat...
Java I'm sure all you gotta do is ask.
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/me eggs you on w/ her personal icon.... hehe

wazzat???
3's seem to follow me around? hehe

Alex - your new icon is very pretty... and that's quite a amazing heart you made with it...

Hi Doreen! I got an icon now too... I hope Java and feline don't get mad at me cause I got one before they did... although, I have a feeling there's about to be an icon explosion here...

thanks Alex...

DARN IT DAVID!!!! You just had to come in here and fluant your icon, didn't you?!?!

Feline, I used to have an Admin account, but it was set up in the beginning as a "test" kinda' thing until all the real admins and wizops got going. I don't have it anymore. Pat works in the Stardock offices, but he works on the other side, and if I ask him to do one more thing, he will probably kill me Pat also does all the Stardock Database and ASP work, along with some programming. He's a very busy guy!

I think I would make a nice coffee bean, but not too dark of a roast since, as one girl that I knew once said, "Girl, you are the whitest white girl I have ever seen." Which is probably true since I'm actually allergic to the sun (extreme photosensitivity). Of course, that is way more info than anyone really wants, I'm sure.

Well, now I can update your medical record.

/me goes file data

actually that is useful info JavaBrain

i am still to make a final decision on my fur colour. perhaps all black would make a nice contrast

T-Man has my sympaties. i know the feeling.
/me always gets suspisious when one of the women off the helpline appear at my desk acting all cutesy and polite

this is normally the 3 second warning of impending nuclear attack, with me as the designated target


JavaBrain, perhaps the solution is to create the icon yourself, and then see if you can get someone to slip it into the system when they are next not to busy. Alexandria perhaps?

/me has no idea if she is less or more busy though

Alexandrie....if I ask really nicely, do I get an elf icon?

where did everyone go?