/me decides it is time to unveil my secret plan

with time this thread will become so large, the focused gravitational waves given off my its wiggling with make a really big purple swirly portal

this will allow me to organize the mass evactuation of all the really interesting people to the chocolate galazy, where a new a utopian society will be formed

since this is a high level secret plan, it also has several sub components

one of these is that this thread will become both a hallmark of this communities dedication, and sufficent reason for the creation of an ability to optimize the message board by allowing us to only load the last n posts in a given thread

/me waits for the rapurase appluase and adulation to start

/me *AAAAGGGGHHHHHH*

this thread had been idle for 18 hours, so i thought i would be able to make the 900th post

why is it that when ever i see a milestone looming, someone else gets there before me?

JavaBrain - You loaded this on a 56k? How long did that take? Did you start loading it, go have lunch, then come back?

on my 56k modem that doesnt work
if it hasnt loaded in 5 minutes, IE just gives up. the skinbrowser seems to have the same problem

/me thinks some programs just have no staying power

what about situations when i need continous dedication for hours on end?

My apologies for stealing your thunder this time Feline. I will hold back and let you take the 1000 post! After all that would be a milestone to remember. I have just mailed you some chocolate to earn your forgiveness.

*sigh*

not your fault. it just always seem to happen. it was T-Man (i think) one time. about one of his only posts here, saying that he just couldnt resist.

Boo! Cats everywhere this morning! hehe
Hi Feline

/me uses the shock of the boo as an excuse to leep onto Doreen's lap

now that i am here, how about a scratch behind the ears and some chocolate?

/me goes for the cute and adorable look

glad to see that you are keeping good company Doreen

okay now watch those claws of yours... hehe
/me has no chocolate (my kids eat it the minute I buy it)
but here have some coffee???

/me begins to implement code that will auto post for him when this thread reaches 999.

/me is always careful with my claws
it is my tail that is more wayward

i dont want to be depriving you of your coffee. however, if you had some coffee flavoured gattoe with lots of cream it might be a different matter

/me debates the ethics of kidnapping T-Man

on the plus side, keeping him on the chocolate plannet could be seen as a kindness
and i will have a chance to discuss custom icons

...

/me still waiting for the downside to occur to me

Doreen, if Feline doesn't want the coffee, I'll take it!!! must.....get.....more............coffeeeeeeeee......

Wow, suddenly things exploded on here again today...

Y'know, I always thought feline was declawed. Perhaps it's just the nonthreatening nature of cats in general. As long as it's not my cat faced with a tasty floor plant ... But, I digress.

Oh, wait... this entire thread is just one big digression anyway...

So how about them Lakers?

3m 20s - that's how long this has taken to load on my 56k in skinbrowser. That's connected at 45.2Kbps. Hey, that was technical wasn't it? Yawn - that's a non technical description.

Anything been done yet about that suggestion of having threads only load the last 50 posts? It would keep this going a bit longer. Its not far now to 1000. I suppose there's going to be a war on to see who gets the 1000th post. Maybe someone should offer a prize? Perhaps a bar of chocolate? Who knows.

some exciting games them Lakers have been pulling off!
Horry Horry Horry!

/me brings a cup of Jamaican Blue Mountain just for JavaBrain...
(be warned after drinking this stuff you won't ever want regular coffee again)

if people start offering chocolate as the prize for the 1000th post, them i am going to have to kidnap ALL of you
/me *manical laughter*

on paper, i should be the one, since i seem to be behind half the posts here

but that just doesnt seem to happen, for some reason.

Glen Eric Reed - Wow, suddenly things exploded on here again today...

perhaps you should post the pic of you in your bra, once you have decided on a suitable style of course.

Doreen isnt the only one who might find this interesting (or was that amusing?)

Glen Eric Reed - Y'know, I always thought feline was declawed.

*EEEK*
who would want to do that to lovely little cute and cuddly me?
anyway, without my claws, how am i supposed to cling to the ceiling in the basement?

what lakers?

I'm not watching the Lakers. I'm watching the RedWings!

ah, bird watching

RedWings? Lakers? What's that? I don't watch any of it...it's Nascar and Drag racing season!

Sure, Doreen, now I'm going to be addicted to your coffee....now I will be selling all my stuff just to get a "fix". Or is that your plan? Is the first cup free, then you're going to offer me a deal on a bag of the stuff? Is that how it's going to be?

thazzz right girl... firssss cup is on me... hehe
actually this coffee is very smooth and "one" cup gets you in gear "w/o" the jitters like the other coffees do (Worth the money)
but last week I had no money and no JBM and almost traded my kids for a lb.
(hey it was one of those days when they were really really loud! but I decided to keep my kids *sigh*) hehe

but like I said don't have that firsss cup cuz you'll be ruined. and won't like any other coffees after that, trust meeee hehe

What fun is coffee without the jitters? Actually, best stuff I found in a while was "Dark Hazelnut" at the local stupormarket. Strangely, I've only seen it in the one store of the chain, so I keep going back there just for the coffee.

Feline, being unambiguously male as I am, there aren't exactly any pics of me in a bra. In fact, there aren't any at all. Pretty sure I haven't ever worn one, or even selected a style.

Doreen, I fell off my couch when Horry hit that 3 in game 4. And I couldn't sleep after game 7. That's one of the problems following the Lakers when you live on the east coast. Of course, it's not as bad as last year -- I live in the Philly area I get frequent comments about the Lakers pennants hanging on my cubicle at work.

T-Man, I've lost interest in hockey the last few seasons, but I watched some of the early playoffs. It didn't seem like real hockey with the Canadiens not making the playoffs!

Java ... Nascar and Drag Racing? I can't even comment on that....

Y'know, if I were feline, I would've stretched that over 5 or 6 posts...

you and everyone in Los Angeles fell off their couches & chairs when he hit that 3 (absolutely perfect ending) hehe
I watched that replay over and over again that night and got excited each time!
That was one of the most exciting games I seen the Lakers play! (of course since the Magic and Kareem days)