Okay, first, it's NECKLACE ... jeez, can't anyone spell anymore?? :-/ "Neckless" would be a lot more violent and bloody, don't ya think?

Now, I happen to know they don't have Jamaican Blue Mountain in Heaven. They serve naught but warm Mr. Pibb and cold Sanka.

At least I think that was Heaven...

warm Mr. Pibb and cold Sanka does not sound like heaven...and if it is...I rather not go there....which isn't a problem, because I really doubt that I am on my way now

OH! DOREEN!!!!!!! I'm so close to ordering!!!! If my husband yells at me, I'll tell him: "BLAME DOREEN!" hehe!

Glen, "Neckless" is those body builders whose heads attach directly to their body...

wow! i cant believe this thread is still goin! you guys sure are funny! is there any point to this thread at all? that coffee sounds good, doreen! is everyone here a coffee drinker? think this will make it to 1000? think i asked enough questions?

howdy everyone....

Won't the 999 response really be the 1000 (since the first post isn't counted in the total). So, the goal is really to be the 999th response, which will make the thread 1000 posts long, right? (just had to out do groovin girly)

well, groovin_grily, I'm not, but then again, they covered me in chocolate, so I get my fix from that!

/me peels off a dark chocolate piece

This is exquisite! Feline, do you import this directly from chocolate planet, or is there a possibility to get it around here somewhere?

point to this thread? I thought that was reaching 1000 posts. Or 999 replies. Not that anyone's counting.

Java, unless this Jamaican Blue Mountain stuff is like $50/lb, just stop vacilating and BUY IT already! Come on, you have to treat yourself once in a while! Consider it a treat for solving my WinStyles problem! Oh, wait...

Uh oh, I actually mentioned a skinning-related topic. I think that might be the first time in this entire thread

werewolf jumps from out of the brush, ravenous

I want a banana, dipped in a mocha chocolate shell followed by a night on the prowl with a feline. Yumm, yumm.

Looks for an icon with a tongue licking fangs, finds none....slinks away.

arrrg. Wanted nice brown chocolate letters, not bold. >

werewolf begs indulgence of trying to force brown letters

Glen Eric Reed - Okay, first, it's NECKLACE ... jeez, can't anyone spell anymore?? :-/ "Neckless" would be a lot more violent and bloody, don't ya think?

/me *pout*
i was always told that it is the thought that counts when giving presents, not how you spell them.
it is simultaniously a memorial to remind Elf of the legacy she has spawned, and a security measure to keep this thread alive.

as for spelling, my spelling is lovely. it is just that the english language is out of phase with reality

neckless != necklace?
so what is kneckless then???
also, surely necklace is just a large frilly doily someone has made a large hole in the middle off???

as for having no neck, you humans seem to have overly static views of bodies. surely bodies are just things that you manifest as a way of interacting with slow matter? so, depending on the flavour of the matter, you want form up a different shape of body?


Glen Eric Reed - At least I think that was Heaven...

heaven is in the eye of the beholder. perhaps you need an eye test?

Hmmm....Didn't know that the moons were full on the chocolate planet...or are you a full time werewolf?

Glen!!!!! Your problem isn't my fault!!!! I tried to help, but I'm not a programmer. I just sit around here drinking coffee and answering email The Jamaican Blue Mountain Coffee is a bit pricey. The cheapest I found was $27.00 /pound plus shipping and handling, which then made it about $35.00 /pound. I'm used to the $10 to $12 a pound stuff, so this is a little pricey. Still thinking about it, though. I'm just scared that I will get hooked and have a $35/week habit tasty habit, though!

g'morning feline hehe

Java go ahead, tell your hubby it was all my fault, that's okay
and give him one cup too, he'll be thanking me... hehe

oh there she is! well the beans went up over here by me too
they use to be 34 and change and now they are 39 and change
but it's my only bad addiction really so I go for it!
(having my cup now Java)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and it's goooood
don't ya wish ya had some? hehe

but I know you said you drink alot of coffee right? maybe you should stay away, I told you that you really need to ration this stuff cuz yes it is pricey...
gotta make the good things last a longgggg time.
how many cups you drink a day? or do what I said earlier up there just drink the less expensive in between and have just one cup as desert

groovin_girly - is there any point to this thread at all?

there are 5 current points that i am willing to admit in public, plus some others that are secret

1) the origional Elf chalange, have a post that never lapses for more than 2 hours, so she has people to talk to. this has become the chalange of making a thread that takes 2 hours to load

2) i am trying to get all of the really interesting people in one place. this is then going to form the nucleus of the wincustomize dating board. after all, spreading happyness is what this board is all about

3) i aim to actually get one of the magic number posts. currently i am aiming for 5000, 10000, 20000 and 50000. hopefully i can sneak thought and get at least one of these

4) sooner or later this thread will get SO long that the optimised message board reader (only loads the last n messages) will be implimented, since it will be faster for someone to write it than it is to wait for the thread to finish loading

5) i am going to use the massive weight of knowledge in this thread as the core of my quantum gravity whirlpool, which can then be used to power my new magic wand, ver 2.0, which will include customizable surface textures and skinable sparkely stars when it is waved

bananafactor - This is exquisite! Feline, do you import this directly from chocolate planet, or is there a possibility to get it around here somewhere?

well, if you ask nicely, and are good with cats, i can probably be talked into burying you in all sorts of chocolate based goodies

chocolate to eat, a lap to sleep on, and someone to fuss me all in one place
/me likes this plan

Long? This? 9.584 seconds total load and parse time. Gotta love this 1G/s straight onto the backbone thing. Shame though that the internal grid is only 100M/s.

This by the way is neither the longest thread on a skinsite, not the longest running thread on a skinsite. That dubious honour falls upon the Tagline Galore which ran up on the old skinz board for many years until the site collapsed.

Now feline, pass me a banana milkshake or I'll sell your secret chocolate stash.

werewolf - I want a banana, dipped in a mocha chocolate shell followed by a night on the prowl with a feline. Yumm, yumm.

i dont know, if we all start trying to nibble and lick bananafactor's shell at once, what will she think of us?

as for the night on the prowl, after i have finished eating, i would be flattered. there seem to be so few bi-morphs around these days.

want to go dragon hunting?

craeonics - Now feline, pass me a banana milkshake or I'll sell your secret chocolate stash.

/me *panic*
you do realise that a lot of the chocolate in there is yours, dont you?

!!!

Crap!

/me goes loot the stash

And this is what happens when I'm in a country where a t1 connection isn't at my disposal

I fall so hopelessly behind on everything, and yesterday was only my anniversary!

and yes the 999th post will be the 1000th post, but just for the sake of everyone else here, we'll just stick to the 1000th reply, as the first post was used to invite and start it all

thanks Java, I did wish that I had spent that special day with Rob though. Ahh well.

Anyways, I think Jafo gave up on the spellchecking part for this thread, no?

I think I can be the first female on here to honestly claim that I have scared Jafo away with a thread

Now, wouldn't that be evil?

cool!

out of interest, has anyone else ever been given free rain with their spelling from Jafo?

he did once give up on me totaly

Feline...mmmm, dragons. We can go to pern, get all the nasty dragons that steal werewolfs food.

werewolf is a bi-dimensional bi-morph. In the other dimension, there are 5 moons, there is always a full moon somewhere. Chocolate covered bananas are one of the doors betwixt the two realms. Purring felines with quantum gravity whirlpools are the other. Purring draws me near, floats me into and between the chocolate molecules, the quantum cocoa-peptides... heaven... soothes the savage werewolf.

"lets go dragon hunting..."

why would anyone want to do such a thing? my house dragon for example is a really nice guy, and a good substitute for a watchdog. the one point on the negative side is the pricey food, but then you get into pricey habits quite easily...