I've eaten too much chocolate cake tonight.

????? does chocolate cake mean birthday?

/me still hasn't gotten her chocolate cake for her b-day.

I'm amazed this thread is still going... and it loads pretty quick now too. It makes a good benchmark for the new site...

/me is still looking for where the donuts are hidden...

Elfkura - I don't think I'll be returning since someone may delete my account for lagging wincustomize with this thread

/me thinks this is a sad thought
...
hang on a little while Elf, i am planning on making you a going away present

the ingredients are:
* one piece of string
* all the delete keys from the admins keyboards (may take a bit of getting)

put them together, and you get a modern and stylish necklass

how can we let such a seminal thread as this be deleted??? after all, 10,000,000 posts is in sight!

Frogboy - I've eaten too much chocolate cake tonight.


i always used to look up to you as an example to us all. how could you do this???

a. there is no such thing as to much chocolate cake, only not enough people to help you eat it

b. its no good if you arent enjoying it. thats the whole point of chocolate cake!

next time, just get some of use chocolate addicts round to help you. we would be glad to help, honest

DavidK is still looking for where the donuts are hidden...

they arent hidden
they have been stored in a safe place

after an extensive security audit, it was decided that my belly was the safest place available. if you spot any loose donuts in danger, let me know and i will guard them to

I can already picture feline to be this big lazy cat that wouldn't even move from his spot on the window sill

Big lazy cat in a sun spot with donut dust on his wiskers.....

/me *blows raspberry at you two*

if you are going to treat me like that, then the only reasonable response is to use the closer of you as a cat bed

after all, human laps make warm and cumfy cat beds, and cats get the attention and fusses they deserve

/me starts calculating the absolute minimum amount of work required to move to new bed

/me pats her lap

come on, feline

/me climbes up onto Elf's lap, and settles down for a sleep

/me happily pats the kitten

You know guys. I need a pet, either a cat or a golder retriever. I sooo need someone who'll be around me.

/me wonders when bots will be supported in this thread. He likes to bring his LickServ bot in here

/me tries

!fact random words

The phrase "The best laid plans of mice and men" was first used in a poem titled "To a Mouse" by Robert Burns: "The best laid schemes o' mice and men/Gang aft a-gley; And leave us naught but grief and pain/For promised joy." The "of mice and men" words were used as the title to John Steinbeck's popular novel, Of Mice and Men. It later became a hit film and stage play.

Wow! It works!

Hmm?

/topic #elfland What's that bot doing to feline!

"You cannot change to topic of #elfland because you do not have the proper privileges"

*grumble*

Hey what's Matt doing in here w/ that bot!
no bots allowed in here you have to work in here...

I like the bot....

!quote random coffee

Filther: A used coffee filter

Elfkura happily pats the kitten

/me *PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

Elfkura - You know guys. I need a pet, either a cat or a golder retriever. I sooo need someone who'll be around me.

/me thought you had boyfriend?
this isnt a bad sigh is it? you arent feeling all neglected and left alone again?
look, that is MY job. you are supposed to be the happily settled mytological creature, while i am the confused and isolated mythological creature's

i am here when i am here (much like a cat, strange that ), and am quite happy to be around you. you tend to follow my mythological bent, which is nice.

/me wonders if this is what Elf ment

also, spending to much time with dracoform isnt helping as much as you might think. probably got something to do with the fact that
(&feline == &dracoform) is true for all known data points.

/me *confused*
/me tries dracoform
...
/me finds handing upsidedown doesnt clarify

bots == bottoms???
bottoms are attachment points for tails
/me knows this

/me didnt know everyone else had tails to
/me thinks this is a *good* thing

i am fairly sure Elf isnt a bottom. other obvious expansion is bot == robot.

but Elf doesnt seem to be a robot either

Bot==Robot

LickServ is actually a very sweet bot that can do tricks like:

!tease feline
MadIce makes Feline the kaboose on the mantrain

Oops. Sorry about that. Usually LickServ is more polite.

/me feels 98 degrees out of phase

dictionary.com wont confirm my definition of "kaboose", which is the last car on a train.

if that is the correct definition, then that may not be so inacurate

if you are going to be a tease, i may be fored to climb off Elf and tease you

/me contumplates last post

seeing that written down it sounds even more confused and surreal than it was supposed to

ah well

however, the fact remains that i reserve the rite to reclasify you as a cat bed, or to find out if you are ticklish, or both, if you dont behave