made from axle-grease

and course sand

Good hand cleaner

to remove sticky

yucky gooey messes

from under fingernails

resultant from years

of nose picking

and butt scratching

dietary protein supplements

but distinctly odorous

under finger nails

that are never

cut or cleaned

with sulphuric acid

to eliminate pungent

old organic waste

spilling onto pavements

where toenails curl

and turn black

to form claws                                           Hey Randy!!!!!!!1

with sharp points                                                   Hey Ed!!!!!!!!

needing angle-grinder trimming

and steel-wool buffing

haemorrhage control optional