on hot lava

burnt to crisps

like potato xhips

fried in semen

actually seamen fried

to golden brown

with pork crackle

and corn husks

without the cobs

which they used

as a garnish

and a wipe

for both ends

of dietary chain

roughly chapping your

lips both ends

if you are

prone to rashes

when you realize

oops two late

to change to

lanolin softened tissues

or K-tel absorbing

recycled toilet paper

your finger goes