where it shouldn't

in neighgours yard

while crapping behind

the mulberry bush

Bernie Madoff's cell

and sock drawer.

with offensive drawings

of his first

prison shower reaming

open the rose-holes

to allow Vaseline

rust-proof the showerhead

and prevent build-up

of biological calcification

which would block

said rose-holes and

hurting cellmates attempts

lather up their

soap in hard

water with Brillo

steel wool pads

scratching up butt-holes

now you'll care

about hanging haemhorroids.

and experemental ointments