but probably essential

to maintain life

of toenail fungus

and unknown organisms

which ferment residue

in prodigious amounts

making thiols and

other skunk based

naturally produced essences

which forever cling

rancidly to the

dense nostril hair

making every breath

a hazardous undertaking

even the bravest

flatulist would avoid

produciing sour notes

from exceedingly loud

backfires and starkerbarks

those amazing bellringers

of Quasimodo's ilk

with gothic proportions

and absenth dreams

while dutch-ovens abound

some gas powered