Okay there's no monster under my bed. But the fear that haunts me when i get to my empty house full of moving shadows is just as spooky. I cant help and freak out when i get home. When i get home i've already had dinner somewhere, it's already dark, and no lights are on. I hurry to my door and put the key in the keyhole. Of course i turn it in the wrong side
'Like my body?" I thought it was hilarious! I laughed so hard i cried! My boyfriend was like is she high or something? But when the presenter said she should have kept away from Snoop Dogg's brownies, i had to go toilet before i pissed my pants!!!
I think it sucks. I want my boyfriend or husband to have eyes for me only. I dont get whats soooo cool about it. It sucks.
YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME!! (i'm not a cat btw...)
Texas- Yeah, it surely would be sweet to be able to see fine without having to wear glasses or lenses. But it looks sooooo expensive! Ahh! it's okay, by the time i make up my mind i'm sure my outrageously rich husband will pay for the operation dynamaso - hum it would indeed be a little bit of a challenge to design
I LOVE that song tex, specially when they go "Meeowww" and "OUTSIDE"... By the way that is a very naughty pussy And who masturbated that got that poor little thing fleeing from god's wrath???
I'll vote for dynamaso's law, who's with me?
dynamaso - what do you mean bifocal? Tex - I also forgot to mention that "WHAT?? A FEW THOUSANDS???" I would die and rise again before i can afford that
Well if i'm already terrified of putting inoffensive contact lenses in my eyes how could i deal with the thought of a laser re-shaping my handicaped eye?? Maybe i truly am a glass person (it suits me to say that, doesnt it hehe)
Owww man! I shoulda worked in dat glue company, for some reason my birthday always seems to fall on a week day!
, gee zoo, are you more like a pussy pet or a doggie pet? Mmh, you dont have to answer that... But if you are living proof that capt's technique works i want to try it
dynamaso- really??? Ah i dont feel alone in my fear of contacts now! But maybe, as your wife did, i should try them *shivers*... I just need to put my mind into it...
Maybe if i had been wearing contacts when i was younger it would be easier now. But it's true, i wouldnt have the problem of sitting on my contacts now would i? What's a PRK eye surgery? Oww, i sympathise for your children, hopefully they wont have to wear glasses after all. Nature is pretty surprising sometimes. Both my parents have eyesight problem, and my brother doesnt need specs at all.
Do you wear contacts Tex? My boyfriend does and when i see him putting them on i ran out from the room he's in with goosebumps all over my arms and neck! Mmmm, clap thingies hey, mmmm, why not, mmm....
Aaah, i was waiting for someone to come up with the contacts idea. You see Tex, i'm scared of putting my finger in my eye (i was gonna type 'my eye in my finger' ). It just looks like *screams* scary shit!
I have a bad feeling, for some reason, that I would be the one to get the copyright
Hey that's actually not stupid at all Trudy A little flag yelling I'M HERE DONT SIT ON ME!! Hehe, i love it! But what if you sit on them and on the flag??? *ouch*
No worries captain, i will go out there and find a new friend, and maybe you can copyright your technique after that
Gulp! Sounds like your glasses went to war trina! I had the protector thingy broken once too on an old pair. As a result my nose got bruised it was really sore... I think the time has come for you to get a new pair! As for mine, well i think they can take more bad treatments...mwahahaha!
Well, count me as a new friend, except i cant have a drinking contest with you...
Yeah my specs, i sat on them and now they have this funky new twisted look.. Heh, well not anymore, i've tried to make them look normal but, still, they feel weird when i wear them. It aint the first time it's happened. I've sat on them, went to bed with them, stepped on them, they fell so many times from desks, dining tables, bedside tables... All accidents
I've laughed out loud all the article through! I believe i'll make heaps of new friends with this technique But tell me, has it worked for you??
you're welcome, we all have our inner issues
Dynamaso - It's a shame i know...
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