Oh well i guess i can understand your exasperation. I'm just a lil lost with pounds and inches so i cant really tell what your size is . But i get often remarks about my size. And it makes me feel abit self concerned cuz then i spend hours in front of the mirror looking at my bony shoulders and hoping that they'd look abit sexier, heh. I'm 45kgs for 1m68. Its not big but i like to think
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's ass." How many weeds did the Indians have to smoke before they found tobacco? Why do toa
Bwahaha! sorry Locamama! But that laugh was for you. I just played the scene in my mind and its just too hilarious:) But no offend, i know what embarrassment is about. I used to be super shy and even going to buy bread was too much for me. I'd just feel embarrassed to talk to someone i didnt know. Like they maybe judge me while i'm standing there in front of them. I somehow overcame that feeling. And maybe the fact that people have laughed at me made m
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Wow, positevily powerful. Thanx Spc Nobody Special (BTW why not special??? you certainly are!)
69. (heh i thought i'd used that number since there's arguments on #1...) Cuz i like to read & explore new stuff. And have a say -even a little one- without people rolling their eyes at me (maybe they do behind their computer screen but at least i dont see it hey )
hehe! Not too bad, had a smile for each answer. I'm 21 & the only reason i'm not married yet is coz i havent found the 1..., and i also think weddings are a big waste of MONEY! Heh, sorry i'm too obssessed with $$$$ these days to worry about a husband...
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Thank you guys. Mmh... Seems like i've lost the money then. Booo! Guess dat'll teach me!
Sometimes I wonder how my Dad has made it alive till today. He was born 69 years ago in the Pacific islands called then the New Hebrides. And even when he was born 3 months premature my grand-dad went on a ship to collect coprah from the islands saying that the baby wouldnt make it, so why waste any time... But when he came back later he tried not to show any surprise
Its only 10 mns to 5 o'clock. The time i finish work. I'm hungry, HUNGRY, HUUNNNGGRRRYY! Could do with a nice T-Bone steack, with mushed potatoes, and green pepper sauce, mmmh, yumm, dribble-dribble on the side of my mouth!n ow-ow-ow, and-and- and some nice red wine, yeh... French or spanish red wine... And some garlic bread on the side... Shit, i'
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hehe, i'll think about that last part when i get fed up (which is soooooonnnnnn!!!!! aaaagh)
Geee! Lucky man! I'm happy for you:) I can only wish to experience the same thing some day. Best wishes to the two of you
Tear...
First: BWAHAHAHA!! Ahaha! aha! uh-hooooo! hooo! Aaah, i had to have a good laff with all the comments and dat sexy (not) picture! But, prostitution is a serious subject, hehe, i just need to concentrate a lil! Well i personnaly think sex without love is nothing. And i have never slept with a guy just for the sake of it (dat would make two of us sally:)). I think its a waste to have to pay for something that would only make u feel good for an
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did
Awww, all i want to do is give you a big hug. I dont really know whats wrong but it i know it means the world to you. And maybe what you've done is wrong to some people's eyes, but dont let it poison ur mind, heart n body no more... Never let anyone step on ur feet. You are a human being too & being weak sometimes isnt a shame. All you gotta do is have a little faith n things will happen for you. BIG HUG!!
'BIG SIGH' I shouldnt be allowed to lend money to people! I'm just so bad i chasin them up to have it back. Matthew owes me, Suzzie owes me, Sergio owes me, Gaetan owes me... MMmmmh! Friggin hell! I need dat money!!! Aaagghhh! And i can just blame myself for havin ZERO on my bank account today. Gulp! Lucky payday's tomorrow. Otherwize i'd start starving. I j
Me run for president, aaah, i dont think so... 1st i'm a girl (and here girls are not meant to do do stuff like dat), 2nd i dont really like politics & 3rd well, i dont know, it just seems too much work & responsabilities, & i think of myself as too carefree to do something so important. But thanx for your comment & advice:)
I used to think that i was wasting my time at school when i could be workin & make some many to spend on stuff i wanted. I used to complain about having to use my pants on the same old chairs at school to listen to some borring topic on economics or try to understand some philosophical issues. I hated homework more than anything else in the world (hum, maybe after anc
Okay you guys, I know politics can be consider by some as the most boring topic on earth. Yet i think its a concern for all of us to take a closer look at what the fuck our dear leaders are doing. Well, i live in a little country in the Pacific thats in the american spotlight at the moment thanx to the stupidest show ever (AKA: Survivor). Vanuatu is one of th
Well, i hear it often this dont worry be happy line... Mmmh...After all the guy that used to sing that song shot himself!!! I dont mean to be depressed, ok i'm not really depressed. After all i live in this beautiful island, which i luv! My island home, with coconut trees along white sun beaches, waterfalls, etc, etc. BUT, i aint happy. Now this is not supposed to be an egocentric