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Reply to You Did What to your Nipples? in Misc JoeUser Forums

( Somethings never change department.) I remember back in highscool...wat? We guys would all kick each other in the scrotum just before goin to the dance so that we'd 'bulge out' and be noticed by the smart , college-bound type girls that we all prized so highly back then. While we got the desired effect... the pained look on our faces cancelled out any in-roads we made with the beautiful and intellegent lovelies, who wouldn't tolerate un-happiness

A LITTLE ABOUT MYSELF in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I imagine that one or two of you ask yourselves, "What's he really like?" You may wonder silently, 'Is he as cute as he sounds'. And I know at least one of you has read every one of my 58 post, and hope to one day meet me and thank me for my thoroughly entertaining, enlightening and modest 'down to earth' God inspired messages. Flattery will get you everywhere. (ha ha

Reply to JENNA JAMESON: QUEEN OF PORN in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Kingbee, I knew you'd get to the heart of the matter. It is afterall just a matter of perception. So you clicked Marvin's link also?

Forward Thinking Christians Smoke Luckies in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Fifty miles north of the cave system wherein the Dead Sea Scrolls were discovered in 1947, an Israeli fashion model, Lil' Elli, has found what some archeologist are calling 'the next big thing'. While researching a location to shoot next falls' HotWord (hotword.com) line of poolside wear, Elli, age 23, height 5'7'', bust..(oh, never mind that stuff).she found an ancie

Reply to JENNA JAMESON: QUEEN OF PORN in Current Events JoeUser Forums

As many of you know, I was for a short time a member of that criminal industry we call 'porn'. The actual facts have nothing to do with Jenna. It's more..how would you say..personal. We all need to take a deep breath and ask our selves this pertinent question, "Who would you rather have a beer with: Hugh Hefner or Marvin Cooley?" Marvin gets my vote, and a thankyou as well for reading that book for me. And what about French onion soup? Again, Cooley o

Forward Thinking Christians Smoke 'Luckies' in Travel JoeUser Forums

Fifty miles north of the cave system where the Dead Sea Scrolls were discovered in 1947, an Israeli fashion model, Lil Elli, has found what some archeologists are calling 'the next big thing'. While researching a location to shoot next falls HotWord line of poolside wear, Elli, age 23, height 5'7' bust: (oh never mind that stuff)...she found an ancient briefcase full of ancient secular re-writes of the books of the old Testament. Written in Aramaic, tw

Reply to Gay Penguins in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Well, I.. I guess I'd better not get too serious about this subject. It is humorous and 'sadly gay' all at once. However, I would like to give reference here to a website for homosexual penguins who want 'out' of that lifestyle. www.//birdbrain lodge chic.org is a site where all penguins can feel welcome. Founded by the famous a-sexual studies biologist, Just (pronounced 'juust') A. Lukin, Ph. D. EFG, it has helped many of these wandering fellows get

SPEAKING OF IRAQ in Politics JoeUser Forums

When we take the close-up look at Iraq that all of us have been forced to do this last year and a half, and see the cost of democracy in this far away land, the cost in blood and horror that they, the Iraqis, are paying for their election, and add to that the monetary and human lives cost that we and our allies must pay to bring this about, we who love freedom and tha

New Post-Election Psych Trauma Reported in Politics JoeUser Forums

After the devestating loss in the November elections (Presidential..where Bush won) many in the mental illness medical field reported an influx of a type of depression among democrats who actually thought Kerry was going to win. This post-election malady was reported in many newspapers as well as medical publications. Some doctors and clinicians were alarmed and forme

Reply to LAUGH..AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Thank you for your comment, Renee. I heard that 'joke' over thirty-five years ago. White folks were distinguishing themselves from one another (were you predjudice or not), and that joke was designed to see where a person stood. Look at it a little closer and you'll see the joke is on thinking that a black person, even one as gifted as Ray, who made hit after hit on every type of chart, and drew sell-out crowds of black and white folks all around the

LAUGH..AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Heard any good jokes lately? This ones worth re-telling, though only certain of us will get it. It's an American joke. It's adult in nature. My thirteen year old daughter told it to me but I don't think she got it' It struck her funny and she shared it with me. I've repeated it a number of times, and it is funny. Alright, I'll tell you the joke already. What d

A DANGEROUS PLACE TO BE in Religion JoeUser Forums

I just got back from my buddies the screenwriters. I'm not a 'name dropper, so forget that. If you knew the films they have been instrumental on and in...never mind that business. However I got to look over their new project that should be out by Fall, 2007. Hollywood, you will never be the same. The title of the film is to be, "A DANGEROUS PLACE TO BE". The

Reply to Faith in God in Religion JoeUser Forums

I must swing at this 'fastball' and hope for the homerun I know (Faith) that God and me can produce. It is a gift of God to believe like we want to believe. The fact that you speak your inner thoughts about your lack of faith shows the hunger for faith that is part of your makeup. I heard an interesting explanation of faith and hope that this will build yours up. We all have faith in things unseen to a degree. You have faith in the gauges i

Reply to FORTHCOMING BOOK REVEALS POSITIVE KERRY OUTLOOK in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

As a former political columnist for Pravda, the U.S.S,R.'s only real source of 'fair and balanced'reporting (FOX stole it from us) I look forward to my stabs at your so-called 'free-press' (how many times have I been stopped and made to pay for the newspaper when exiting a 7-11..) However, if you use 'joe User' or any other such open forums you have noticed how 'things'happen' to your post. Last night was a prime example. My post was about Kerry's

FORTHCOMING BOOK REVEALS POSITIVE KERRY OUTLOOK in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

"Why didn't I win?" ask Mr. Kerry, the billionaire, "Ask George." This answer at first strikes one as a bit cynnical, but let it sink in for a minute or two and you'll realize how much the country has lost in Kerry's loss. If you are one of the millions of us that thought we'd be attending a J.F.K. inaugaration this January, take comfort in the fact that Geor

Reply to SECRET DOCUMENT REVEAL SINISTER REPUBLICAN PLOT in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Great pic! Worth a thousand plus words. It printed out nice on my hp. Thanks again. Goodnight from mythical Wyoming. May the Great Spirit bless you..real good.

Reply to SECRET DOCUMENT REVEAL SINISTER REPUBLICAN PLOT in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Shucks! I was hoping this aticle didn't get out there. I was doing a spell check and saw a 'knead'. I'm going to the edit room and hope you'll read my report when I repent. Thanks for the comment, kingbee. One way...I didn't even see the Indians.

SECRET DOCUMENT REVEAL SINISTER REPUBLICAN PLOT in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

"When the country is at war we need to be ready to do whatever needs to be done to win..." said Dick Cheney in an off -the -record interview with right-wing members of the National Guard Leadership Comittee that met the day after the last national election. The National Guard was the center of a major controversy, pre-election, in which they were said to be covering

INPUT FOR THE NEEDY in Current Events JoeUser Forums

My fellow Americans, I hold in my hand an arrow. Its shaft is polished fine and its feathers, primmed and proper, will speed it along its way, true to the bow. The point is as flawless as this type point might be. All things are fine and moreso is the skill of the archer. Behold perfection of mind and body. This extension of the will that brings down the mighty beast

Reply to OH, OHIO, DESTINY IS CALLING in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Could you kinda like run that by me again, but try to stick with the 'baseball' theme?

Reply to Texas Wahine's User Manual in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I've been busy all weekend with setting-up an aquarium for two turtles, a terrarium for ananole (Forida-type hotel lizzard) and was wondering if you could help me out? How big are TW's? smileyface

OH, OHIO, DESTINY IS CALLING in Current Events JoeUser Forums

The tension of watching the Yankee-RedSox Series (wasn't that awesome?) has nothing on this election coming up this Tuesday. Originally from the greater-Boston area, it held me like glue. Especially after last year's series where the younger Sox fans found out why many former 'believers' switch allegiance to the Yanks. The gloom in New England was thicker than....ohhh

Reply to TO DO LIST...Part Two in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Bully? You act like I dragged someone out to the schoolyard and stuck scissors in the back of their head and sucked their brains out....I just made the suggestion that you, woMAN, ought to stay home this Tuesday. Lighten up, kid.

TO DO LIST...Part Two in Current Events JoeUser Forums

If in part one I sounded a little over the top...that's the man in me. I'm nothing like that in person. I'm very much reserved and bite my tongue more than I ought to.Tonight is different. Tonight I'm ready to kick all your democratic- voting asses all the way up State Street. I can see debating differences between right and left on things such as the economy, health

Reply to JUST A MINUTE THERE, RED SOX FANS in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Apdelog...yer out!!! Philomedy gets a stand-up double. Insightful ...what can I say..(checks in the mail). Stevend', I'm afraid your failure to 'punch' the 'l' twice in 'hillarious' disqualifies your comment, but you get an insightful just the same. Thank you to all. Play ball !!!