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What are the lamest pick-up lines used on you?

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What are the lamest pick-up lines used on you?

From the days when you were single

from JoeUser Forums
This is an easy choice for me, Women use to start conversations with me with:

"WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?" meaning your astrological sign of course.

This oldie but moldy was used to death in the 60's and 70's
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For some strange reason people use to put a lot of value on what a persons sign is.

Now for more fun what is the lamest line YOU USED?

I think mine was," your eyes should be 007ed," she would always ask what? I would say" those eyes should be licensed to kill, cause they are killing me."
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Reply #76 from JoeUser Forums Top
79 by uDigItTheMost
Thursday, October 20, 2005


why yes there is a cash prize, just email me your bank account number, your pin number and social security number, to VERIFY that you are elgible to receive it in all cash!--

You sure you don't need my mother's maiden name too?


naw.... Bu a forgot I do need you to sign this blank contract.


heh heh snidely whiplash snicker.. followed by a doshonest john strikes again evil spud laugh.
Reply #77 from JoeUser Forums Top
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Reply #78 from JoeUser Forums Top
I swear to god my friend used this at a bar last year and it worked. Me and my buddies all bet that it wouldnt so we lost alot of money.

He simply walked up and said "Hi, my name is Derek, I have a dick and I like to eat box"

We were all dumbfounded.
Reply #79 from JoeUser Forums Top
BTW

Nope. I let him eat my pussy and stole his wallet.



Fucking rock on, i started cracking up in my office, everyone looked at me to see what was up.
Reply #80 from JoeUser Forums Top

Fucking rock on, i started cracking up in my office, everyone looked at me to see what was up.

Well, that is one way to put it!

Reply #81 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: adnauseamPosted: Tuesday, November 08, 2005Hi Honey, I work for Wonderbra. Can I check your cups?


was this used on you? or did you use it? what were the results?
Reply #83 from JoeUser Forums Top
#86 by Caracarn1
Wednesday, November 09, 2005


Well, that is one way to put it!



Not well known for my subtlety


me either, some say I am as subtle and getting smacked with a 2x4 across the head.