What are the lamest pick-up lines used on you?

From the days when you were single

from JoeUser Forums
This is an easy choice for me, Women use to start conversations with me with:

"WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?" meaning your astrological sign of course.

This oldie but moldy was used to death in the 60's and 70's
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For some strange reason people use to put a lot of value on what a persons sign is.

Now for more fun what is the lamest line YOU USED?

I think mine was," your eyes should be 007ed," she would always ask what? I would say" those eyes should be licensed to kill, cause they are killing me."
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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
"You and I have an obligation to society to have children"
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

"You and I have an obligation to society to have children"

I like that one!  can I use it?

JK - I am happily married.  I was not a pick up artist, so I guess I will just watch and see what others say.

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: xtinePosted: Monday, October 10, 2005"You and I have an obligation to society to have children"


that was your line right? what line was used on you?

btw great line. heh
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Monday, October 10, 2005"You and I have an obligation to society to have children"I like that one! can I use it? JK - I am happily married. I was not a pick up artist, so I guess I will just watch and see what others say.


you never hit on a gal? hm


a gal never hit on you?
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

you never hit on a gal? hm


a gal never hit on you?

I was hit on and hit on them.  I just was always tongue tied!  My lamest pickup line was "would you like to go out with me?".

Sorry, I never was a Larry the Lounge Lizard!

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Monday, October 10, 2005you never hit on a gal? hma gal never hit on you?I was hit on and hit on them. I just was always tongue tied! My lamest pickup line was "would you like to go out with me?".Sorry, I never was a Larry the Lounge Lizard!


well honesty can be the most attractive thing that happened to them, dod it work?
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

well honesty can be the most attractive thing that happened to them, dod it work?

Most of the time.  I was only turned down a couple of times.

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
There's a couple of lines that come to mind as I read your post......here are a few of the "winners"

1 "Aren't you so and so's sister, cousin?"
2. "Didn't we meet last week at your sister''s, cousin's, party?"
3. "My friend dared me to come over and try to buy you a drink"
4. "How come none of the other gals in here are as pretty as you?"
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
"You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?"

I hate this one: "Hey sexy.." usually followed by some crap unworthy to remember!

"Do you know you have bedroom eyes."

I can't remember the other weird ones.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
lmao, ok from my drinking days, at a bar watching the SF 49ers(my favorite team at the time) big dude came up to me saw that i was into the game and introduced himself as Reginald Jackson, one of my favorite players on the 49ers. He said that i was watching a taped version of his latest game, He followed it with, WOULD YOU LIKE TO WATCH THE REAL THING IN ACTION... Lmao ok ok so I did buy it but remember I was drinking.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
"You and I have an obligation to society to have children"


that was your line right? what line was used on you?


No, that line was used on me...it worked too, I ended up marrying the guy. It came from my first ex-husband: Greywar....Link
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Monday, October 10, 2005well honesty can be the most attractive thing that happened to them, dod it work?Most of the time. I was only turned down a couple of times.


wow, a couple times huh? I used to hit on anything female when I was young man, what I lacked in percentage I made up for in quantity.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: TrudygolightlyPosted: Monday, October 10, 2005There's a couple of lines that come to mind as I read your post......here are a few of the "winners"1 "Aren't you so and so's sister, cousin?"2. "Didn't we meet last week at your sister''s, cousin's, party?"3. "My friend dared me to come over and try to buy you a drink"4. "How come none of the other gals in here are as pretty as you?"


pretty standard... how come I think most of them struck out? heh
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: foreverserenityPosted: Monday, October 10, 2005"You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?"I hate this one: "Hey sexy.." usually followed by some crap unworthy to remember!"Do you know you have bedroom eyes." I can't remember the other weird ones.


Although I have never seen a picture of you< I bet there is something about you that is a man slayer.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: GimpyonePosted: Monday, October 10, 2005lmao, ok from my drinking days, at a bar watching the SF 49ers(my favorite team at the time) big dude came up to me saw that i was into the game and introduced himself as Reginald Jackson, one of my favorite players on the 49ers. He said that i was watching a taped version of his latest game, He followed it with, WOULD YOU LIKE TO WATCH THE REAL THING IN ACTION... Lmao ok ok so I did buy it but remember I was drinking.


jerry rice, michele, jerry rice.
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: xtinePosted: Monday, October 10, 2005"You and I have an obligation to society to have children"that was your line right? what line was used on you?No, that line was used on me...it worked too, I ended up marrying the guy. It came from my first ex-husband: Greywar....Link


wow musta been delivered just right to marry him..

greywar is your hubby or ex-hubby?
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top

wow, a couple times huh? I used to hit on anything female when I was young man, what I lacked in percentage I made up for in quantity.

Honesty is the best policy.  But then I was not a ruttin buck either.  I was the shy guy.

Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
Although I have never seen a picture of you< I bet there is something about you that is a man slayer.


hahahah...one of these days I'll tell you the story about the day I stopped traffic downtown Kingston back in my hey day! It was very amusing to my girlfriend at the time but I was mortified!
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
jerry rice, michele, jerry rice. yups you right, his real name was reginald
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
#18 by Dr. Guy
Monday, October 10, 2005


wow, a couple times huh? I used to hit on anything female when I was young man, what I lacked in percentage I made up for in quantity.

Honesty is the best policy. But then I was not a ruttin buck either. I was the shy guy.


my nick name was SIR BOINKALOT.
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
#21 by xtine
Monday, October 10, 2005


greywar is your hubby or ex-hubby?


Ex


thanx I was as usual in a state of confusion.
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
19 by foreverserenity
Monday, October 10, 2005


Although I have never seen a picture of you< I bet there is something about you that is a man slayer.


hahahah...one of these days I'll tell you the story about the day I stopped traffic downtown Kingston back in my hey day! It was very amusing to my girlfriend at the time but I was mortified!


ummmmmmm you fell asleep in middle of street? hahahahahaha
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
20 by Gimpyone
Monday, October 10, 2005


jerry rice, michele, jerry rice. yups you right, his real name was reginald


O. I. C. !!