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What are the lamest pick-up lines used on you?

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What are the lamest pick-up lines used on you?

From the days when you were single

from JoeUser Forums
This is an easy choice for me, Women use to start conversations with me with:

"WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?" meaning your astrological sign of course.

This oldie but moldy was used to death in the 60's and 70's
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For some strange reason people use to put a lot of value on what a persons sign is.

Now for more fun what is the lamest line YOU USED?

I think mine was," your eyes should be 007ed," she would always ask what? I would say" those eyes should be licensed to kill, cause they are killing me."
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Reply #51 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Tova7Posted: Wednesday, October 12, 2005yikes , guns as a turn on- now why did.nt I think of that?IT really wasn't the gun, but the beer....we'd ride with anyone for who had beer...


boy you have loved me in my using days I had it all, drugs, booze, and a 9 inch, never mind... heh heh
Reply #52 from JoeUser Forums Top
awwwww how sweet, me a muse! lol.looking foreward to seeing you donna,MM holds breathe waiting.THUD!! passes out!hahaha.....you just keep me laughing you.....


coll I love causing laughter, that makes my day a success. thanx
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Reply #53 from JoeUser Forums Top
53 by little_whip
Wednesday, October 12, 2005


Thats how I met my first husband, and I'll never, EVER hitch hike again.

I think the worst pick up line I ever heard was "I really, really, really, really, really love to eat pussy. Wanna come over?"


did ya punch idiot?

The best one I ever used was "Let's skip the preliminaries and just go screw, ok?"


I had the make love not war crowd in the 60's come up to me and basically say "wanna fuck?"
Reply #54 from JoeUser Forums Top
The best one I ever used was "Let's skip the preliminaries and just go screw, ok?"


I had the make love not war crowd in the 60's come up to me and basically say "wanna fuck?"


My brother added to that line. When/ if she said no he would add " Then I guess a BJ is "totally" out of the question?". The thing that amazed me was he averaged about 75% with this line. Go figure.
Reply #55 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sorry gotta comment...

MM you're such a blowhard that I can't keep myself from typing this...

Save your peacock feathers for gullible teenagers.

*sigh*
Reply #56 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: HeydrePosted: Wednesday, October 12, 2005Sorry gotta comment...MM you're such a blowhard that I can't keep myself from typing this...Save your peacock feathers for gullible teenagers.*sigh*


sweet, opinion like yours are like assholes, everybody has one, in your case not only do you have one, you are one.
Reply #57 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: little_whipPosted: Wednesday, October 12, 2005did ya punch idiot?Nope. I let him eat my pussy and stole his wallet.


ah dats my goil, pleasure then money, heh.
Reply #58 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: drmilerPosted: Wednesday, October 12, 2005The best one I ever used was "Let's skip the preliminaries and just go screw, ok?"I had the make love not war crowd in the 60's come up to me and basically say "wanna fuck?"My brother added to that line. When/ if she said no he would add " Then I guess a BJ is "totally" out of the question?". The thing that amazed me was he averaged about 75% with this line. Go figure.


wow doc, brother must be a manly man or just oozed sexuality.
Reply #59 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: drmilerPosted: Wednesday, October 12, 2005The best one I ever used was "Let's skip the preliminaries and just go screw, ok?"I had the make love not war crowd in the 60's come up to me and basically say "wanna fuck?"My brother added to that line. When/ if she said no he would add " Then I guess a BJ is "totally" out of the question?". The thing that amazed me was he averaged about 75% with this line. Go figure.


wow doc, brother must be a manly man or just oozed sexuality.


He was 6'4" @ about 220 with a natural afro. Just an aside....he "did" get slapped a "few" times for saying it.
Reply #60 from JoeUser Forums Top
I don't know if they're lame or not but lines I used have been something like this, "Who's your friend?" or "So what haven't you been told tonight?"

I get the lamest pick-up lines used on me. Here's some from just this past week. My neighbor told me, "Good morning." The librarian told me, "Excuse me but you have an overdue fine." A worker at the fast food joint asked me, "Do you want fries with that?" The cashier at 7-11 asked me, "Is that all?" The woman in the car behind me yelled, "Nice turn signal, Buddy" A waitress at the restaurant asked me, "Do you want a refill? The teller at the bank said to me, "I can help you over here." and finally the dancer at the strip club asked me, "Would you like a lap dance for $10?" I tell you all the women and their pick-up lines on me are so flattering.

Here's the worst pick-up line ever though. It's the one Michael Jackson uses, "So you in the 5th or 6th grade?"
Reply #61 from JoeUser Forums Top
udigit - you cracked me up. How do you fight off all of those women throwing themselves at you? lol.

And for my pickup song - I don't remember who sings it but i can hear it in my head

"you and me baby are nothing but animals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel"
Reply #62 from JoeUser Forums Top
MM:
I may be the asshole but I don't speak through mine. So wipe your mouth with toilet paper after you empty your vowels.

LW:
Your fascination with the blowhard just reaffirms my original assumption. Now if only you had the excuse of being a teenager.
Reply #63 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply By: HeydrePosted: Sunday, October 16, 2005

The only one really coming off looking stupid is you.  I would suggest not looking in a mirror.  You wont like what is looking back at ya.

Reply #64 from JoeUser Forums Top
61 by drmiler
Friday, October 14, 2005


He was 6'4" @ about 220 with a natural afro. Just an aside....he "did" get slapped a "few" times for saying it.


I figure, had my face handed to me couple times myself. heh
Reply #65 from JoeUser Forums Top
#62 by uDigItTheMost
Friday, October 14, 2005


don't know if they're lame or not but lines I used have been something like this, "Who's your friend?" or "So what haven't you been told tonight?"

I get the lamest pick-up lines used on me. Here's some from just this past week. My neighbor told me, "Good morning." The librarian told me, "Excuse me but you have an overdue fine." A worker at the fast food joint asked me, "Do you want fries with that?" The cashier at 7-11 asked me, "Is that all?" The woman in the car behind me yelled, "Nice turn signal, Buddy" A waitress at the restaurant asked me, "Do you want a refill? The teller at the bank said to me, "I can help you over here." and finally the dancer at the strip club asked me, "Would you like a lap dance for $10?" I tell you all the women and their pick-up lines on me are so flattering.

Here's the worst pick-up line ever though. It's the one Michael Jackson uses, "So you in the 5th or 6th grade?"


and the award for best response goes to: MM tears the envelope, the crowd is hushed, Mrs mm reads "the award goes to, U digitthemost!" the crowd goes wild. yayyyyyyyy
Reply #66 from JoeUser Forums Top
#63 by little_whip
Friday, October 14, 2005


thanx whip , but it seems I have another dabelike creature on my hands. sad that there might be two of them.
Reply #67 from JoeUser Forums Top
65 by Heydre
Sunday, October 16, 2005


MM:
I may be the asshole but I don't speak through mine. So wipe your mouth with toilet paper after you empty your vowels.


You gotta be one UGLY MEFALE,OR WORSE maybe a virgin {at 55} ha!

go away little creature.
Reply #68 from JoeUser Forums Top
"you and me baby are nothing but animals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel"


The Bloodhound Gang, from the 'Hooray For Boobies' album.
Reply #69 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: dharmagrlPosted: Sunday, October 16, 2005"you and me baby are nothing but animals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel"The Bloodhound Gang, from the 'Hooray For Boobies' album.


a giant HUH?
Reply #70 from JoeUser Forums Top
and the award for best response goes to: MM tears the envelope, the crowd is hushed, Mrs mm reads "the award goes to, U digitthemost!" the crowd goes wild. yayyyyyyyy


Fowl! I call Fowl! Udigit is a put up! he is a professional Commedian! just check my Daily Dose series!
Reply #71 from JoeUser Forums Top
--and the award for best response goes to: MM tears the envelope, the crowd is hushed, Mrs mm reads "the award goes to, U digitthemost!" the crowd goes wild. yayyyyyyyy--

Thank you, MM, and tell Mrs.MM I feel honored.
Is there a cash prize?

--Fowl! I call Fowl! Udigit is a put up! he is a professional Commedian!--

I'm not a professional, Doc, unless you can convince MM to give me a cash prize.
Reply #72 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: little_whipPosted: Sunday, October 16, 2005thanx whip , but it seems I have another dabelike creature on my hands. sad that there might be two of themI told ya we shoulda killed it before it multiplied.


well one down and one to go, it musta been a dabe clone.
Reply #73 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Sunday, October 16, 2005and the award for best response goes to: MM tears the envelope, the crowd is hushed, Mrs mm reads "the award goes to, U digitthemost!" the crowd goes wild. yayyyyyyyyFowl! I call Fowl! Udigit is a put up! he is a professional Commedian! just check my Daily Dose series!


the panel is looking into these allegations, soon to be sent to the entire senate.
Reply #74 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: uDigItTheMostPosted: Tuesday, October 18, 2005--and the award for best response goes to: MM tears the envelope, the crowd is hushed, Mrs mm reads "the award goes to, U digitthemost!" the crowd goes wild. yayyyyyyyy--Thank you, MM, and tell Mrs.MM I feel honored. Is there a cash prize? --Fowl! I call Fowl! Udigit is a put up! he is a professional Commedian!--I'm not a professional, Doc, unless you can convince MM to give me a cash prize


why yes there is a cash prize, just email me your bank account number, your pin number and social security number, to VERIFY that you are elgible to receive it in all cash!
Reply #75 from JoeUser Forums Top
--why yes there is a cash prize, just email me your bank account number, your pin number and social security number, to VERIFY that you are elgible to receive it in all cash!--

You sure you don't need my mother's maiden name too?