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What are the lamest pick-up lines used on you?

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What are the lamest pick-up lines used on you?

From the days when you were single

from JoeUser Forums
This is an easy choice for me, Women use to start conversations with me with:

"WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?" meaning your astrological sign of course.

This oldie but moldy was used to death in the 60's and 70's
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For some strange reason people use to put a lot of value on what a persons sign is.

Now for more fun what is the lamest line YOU USED?

I think mine was," your eyes should be 007ed," she would always ask what? I would say" those eyes should be licensed to kill, cause they are killing me."
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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hehe. Last Christmas I had a guy at a bar try to woo me by pretending he was a Special Forces Soldier. I found out later that he was a few weeks away from shipping out to Basic, haha.

He had a cool tattoo though...a Texas flag with the words, "Made in Texas".

I don't think I've ever used a pick up line, but I've always been straight forward when I find someone (male or female) super attractive, haha. If I think someone is gorgeous, I'll tell 'em so.
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh, and I've seen a pic of ForeverSerenity, and she is a knock out!!
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Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ok, ok...ONE more comment...

Here's an anti-pick up line to use on ugly folk, hehe.

"Does your face hurt?"

"No, why?"

"Cause it's killing me!"
Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ouch, TW. That anti-pick up line is a slayer.

I can't remember many lines used on me. "Didn't I see you in Toronto?" was one a musician used to try to pick me up. I guess small-town Alberta is supposed to be impressed by big time Toronto. If he'd been more Morrisey of the Smiths than Whitesnake (this was mid-80's) it mighta.

My personal favorite I used was, "Isn't your name Biff?" When the guy told me it was Fred, I didn't believe him but was impressed with his improvisation. Turned out he wasn't joking.
Reply #30 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Texas WahinePosted: Tuesday, October 11, 2005Hehe. Last Christmas I had a guy at a bar try to woo me by pretending he was a Special Forces Soldier. I found out later that he was a few weeks away from shipping out to Basic, haha.He had a cool tattoo though...a Texas flag with the words, "Made in Texas".I don't think I've ever used a pick up line, but I've always been straight forward when I find someone (male or female) super attractive, haha. If I think someone is gorgeous, I'll tell 'em so.


I have seen yer face in pics tex, I think for you a simple "batting of eyelashes" would be enough.
Reply #31 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Texas WahinePosted: Tuesday, October 11, 2005Oh, and I've seen a pic of ForeverSerenity, and she is a knock out!!


no fair!!!! I wanna seeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Does your face hurt?""No, why?""Cause it's killing me!"


cruel, I remember when I was convinced I was Gods gift to women< I even had a "charity fuck of the month club" truth!

I found out boinking an ugly woman had incredible perks< they were just so damn grateful, they would tried to kill ya with kindness. Truth!
Reply #32 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: momijikiPosted: Tuesday, October 11, 2005


Isn't your name Biff?"


maybe boff, but biff? lol
Reply #33 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sorry, I never was a Larry the Lounge Lizard!

Somehow I don't have a problem believing this, doc

Used on me...
"You're on my list of things to do tonight."

Only typical "line" I can remember using (although I'm sure there were plenty but I was too intoxicated to remember them):
"You should stop drinking now."
"Why's that?"
"You're driving me home."


Wow. Haven't thought about those days for a long time. Don't miss them a bit.
Reply #34 from JoeUser Forums Top
#33 by HC...
Tuesday, October 11, 2005


You should stop drinking now."
"Why's that?"
"You're driving me home."


Wow. Haven't thought about those days for a long time. Don't miss them a bit.


thats cool I never hear that one before.
I do not miss single days either. not one bit
Reply #35 from JoeUser Forums Top
Before cell phones

"do you have a quarter" no-why "I have to call my mom and tell her I met the girl I'm going to marry" - NOT

I think the number one pick up line has to be the "don't I know you, didn't we go to high school together, where do I know you from" variety
Reply #36 from JoeUser Forums Top
The best, though, is:

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?

Huh? Why?

Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Reply #37 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oooh I forgot about this one, I was pushing my baby in the stroller and some guy hollered "hey mother, do you want another" - yah sure.

Why do guys ever yell at a woman walking down the street. Somewhere is there a woman who flags them down and jumps in their car after they whistle or yell at her while she is walking down the street?
Reply #38 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm signed up with various dating sites and on one of them, a guy e-mailed me for the first time, with one question. "What OS do you use?" I got a kick out of it. In the geek world, I suppose it's like asking someone for their zodiac sign.
Reply #39 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: LocamamaPosted: Tuesday, October 11, 2005Before cell phones"do you have a quarter" no-why "I have to call my mom and tell her I met the girl I'm going to marry" - NOTI think the number one pick up line has to be the "don't I know you, didn't we go to high school together, where do I know you from" variety


yep used the don't I know you line when I was 10 hahahahahahaha
Reply #40 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Texas WahinePosted: Tuesday, October 11, 2005The best, though, is:Do you have a mirror in your pocket?Huh? Why?Cause I can see myself in your pants!


ummmmmmm that would cause people to slap I think, that one is rude.
Reply #41 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: CariElfPosted: Wednesday, October 12, 2005I'm signed up with various dating sites and on one of them, a guy e-mailed me for the first time, with one question. "What OS do you use?" I got a kick out of it. In the geek world, I suppose it's like asking someone for their zodiac sign.


yikes lame lines jump into the 21st century I guess. lol
Reply #42 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: LocamamaPosted: Tuesday, October 11, 2005Oooh I forgot about this one, I was pushing my baby in the stroller and some guy hollered "hey mother, do you want another" - yah sure. Why do guys ever yell at a woman walking down the street. Somewhere is there a woman who flags them down and jumps in their car after they whistle or yell at her while she is walking down the street?


I assume you barfed all over this rude jerk? heh
Reply #43 from JoeUser Forums Top
#21 by xtine
Monday, October 10, 2005


greywar is your hubby or ex-hubby?


Ex


thanx I was as usual in a state of confusion.


I didn't know either...small world!



ummmmmmm you fell asleep in middle of street? hahahahahaha


Hahaha...yeah...an accident waiting to happen! Naw it was the dress I was wearing, a shirt dress that was more figure revealing than I liked...back in the day I had a curvy figure, (still do but not as svelte!). Let's just say that I didn't realise I would be the cause of attraction to so many! Jamaican men love curvy women!





Reply By: Texas WahinePosted: Tuesday, October 11, 2005Oh, and I've seen a pic of ForeverSerenity, and she is a knock out!!


no fair!!!! I wanna seeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Thanks Tex.....you're knockout yourself! Aw Elie...I'm camera shy these days but I'll think about reposting the ones I did last time!


BTW Elie...you're the muse for Tova7 on her recent blog!
Reply #44 from JoeUser Forums Top
BTW Elie...you're the muse for Tova7 on her recent blog!


awwwww how sweet, me a muse! lol.

looking foreward to seeing you donna,

MM holds breathe waiting.



THUD!! passes out!
Reply #45 from JoeUser Forums Top

Ok, how about this you ladies:

I know Elie personally.

Eh? Eh?  Is that good or is that good?

Reply #46 from JoeUser Forums Top
I know Elie personally.
Eh? Eh? Is that good or is that good?




When I was on spring break in Florida during high school...my girlfriend and I were waiting at a bus stop that happened to be at a red light. These two cute guys pulled up in a Trans AM with t-tops and a cooler of beer in the back.

They hollered, "YO BABY YO BABY YO BABY YO!"

We were laughing and trying to decide if we wanted to get in with them when the light turned green. They didn't move so all the cars behind them started honking. The driver pulled a pistol out of his dash and started waving it at the people behind him.

Then we got in with them. Yeah I know. Did I mention they had beer????
Reply #47 from JoeUser Forums Top
46 by Tova7
Wednesday, October 12, 2005


When I was on spring break in Florida during high school...my girlfriend and I were waiting at a bus stop that happened to be at a red light. These two cute guys pulled up in a Trans AM with t-tops and a cooler of beer in the back.

They hollered, "YO BABY YO BABY YO BABY YO!"

We were laughing and trying to decide if we wanted to get in with them when the light turned green. They didn't move so all the cars behind them started honking. The driver pulled a pistol out of his dash and started waving it at the people behind him.

Then we got in with them. Yeah I know. Did I mention they had beer????


yikes , guns as a turn on- now why did.nt I think of that?
Reply #48 from JoeUser Forums Top
#45 by Dr. Guy
Wednesday, October 12, 2005


Ok, how about this you ladies:
I know Elie personally.
Eh? Eh? Is that good or is that good


it's very bad, Elie seems kind of nuts at times, then kind, I just never know which Elie is going to make an appearance>.
Reply #49 from JoeUser Forums Top
yikes , guns as a turn on- now why did.nt I think of that?


IT really wasn't the gun, but the beer....we'd ride with anyone for who had beer...
Reply #50 from JoeUser Forums Top
it's very bad, Elie seems kind of nuts at times, then kind, I just never know which Elie is going to make an appearance>.


The mystery deepens...lol!


awwwww how sweet, me a muse! lol.

looking foreward to seeing you donna,

MM holds breathe waiting.



THUD!! passes out!


hahaha.....you just keep me laughing you.....


We were laughing and trying to decide if we wanted to get in with them when the light turned green


That's how I met my husband...hitch hiking! My girlfriend and I were on the way to the beach and this car pulled up with six guys in it....we girls just don't know what to do with ourselves...jump into cars with strange men! But seriously I wouldn't do that today!