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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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the only freedom of the press is that there is no freedom from it
Reply #2152 Top
if a schizophrenic locks himself in a room and refuses to come out, is that called a hostage situation?
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Some places outside the US you

have to worry about the sane people.


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The only time there is no right or wrong

in the argument is when you are wrong,

but,

you do have plenty of company.


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This is not an exact quote, it is the basic idea.


"There isn't enough time in the day

to report all the good news." - Penn Jillette


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Lets use junk mail for toilet paper.


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Make love not war and all live in peace
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6.5 billion friendly people on the planet.


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The Earth itself is moving through space at approximately 43,000 miles per hour so hold on tight.
We are zooming toward the constellation of Hercules.
But we are part of a galaxy and that galaxy is heading toward the constellation of Leo at the unbelievable speed of 375 miles per second.
Depending on where you stand on the Earth you could be rotating with the Earth at a speed form 665+ mph to 1000 mph.
Yet with all this motion we don't even notice it!

FYI

  
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"When the enemy is crushed" - Dennis Miller


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Faith in the Media?


In my life I have had first hand knowledge

of 5 newspaper reports.

I was in 3 of the stories myself.

Out of those 5 reports,

not a one got the facts correct

not even close.


Why is the question?

Here is my answer.

Due to exaggeration, fabrication and incompetence.


"Dungeons and Dragons games that kill."


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If there were weapons of mass destruction,

they definitely could have been smuggled

out of the country.


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Reply #2163 Top
this thread is really old. enough is enough already. and for IBEN, why do you write like that? time to write like normal people.
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What does it mean when you can't take

your eyes off someone?


It means they look good and

that is it.


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Gas prices go to high

and recession occurs.


Recession occurs and

everyone gets hurt.


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"I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge --
myth is more potent than history --
dreams are more powerful than facts --
hope always triumphs over experience --
laughter is the cure for grief --
love is stronger than death."


~Fulghum~
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Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate;
now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?

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Dam.....n gas prices $3.19, this sucks!!!!
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I found the answer to our Unified Fields Theory question,

I call it Murphy's Law.


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Are the people who wanted to cancel

the show "Politically Incorrect",

the same people who want to pull

the troops from Iraq?


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"Life must be understood backwards;
       but... it must be lived forward."

                                - Soren Kierkegaard

"There is only one success -
       to be able to spend your life in your own way."

                                - Christopher Morley

"I don't know the key to success,
       but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."

                               - Bill Cosby

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If we always listened to the detractors

we would never make progress.


If we are overly optimistic we end up

with a high failure ratio.


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The reason we can't turn off our hearing

like we close our eyes is because

we need to hear T-Rex sneaking up on us

while we sleep.


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History is made by stupid people, cleaver people wouldn't even try.
If you want you name in the history books then do something
monumentally stupid before you die.
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Last I heard 6 million is larger then 4 million.

Losing our temper is bad for the body.


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