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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

from WinCustomize Forums
I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #2101 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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I was 19 the last time I paid for a hair cut.

Do the math, it adds up to a couple motorcycles.

Now tell me,

am I sane?


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Reply #2102 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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There are some who say man didn't

really land on the moon.

There are some who say that man

landed on Mars and kept it a secret.


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Galactic Civilizations IV
Reply #2103 from WinCustomize Forums Top
You can't just let nature run wild.
Reply #2104 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Mr. Laporte,

Here is one you can't delete.

You win a cookie.


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Reply #2105 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Lets talk about making fun of

people when they're having a hard time with things.

Well,

You know that it is only a matter of time

before the people making the fun

are swimming in their own happy.


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Reply #2106 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Mr. Gore,

I just bought a replacement part for my

20 year old vacuum.

Post # 2105 doesn't apply to you.


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Reply #2107 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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I have decided to acquire certified avoided deforestation

carbon offsets from the planet Jupiter.

I am going to get a lot of them.


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Reply #2108 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Post #2104 is just
my way of saying hi.   
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Reply #2109 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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People were not put

on this planet

to commit suicide.


Pure logic.


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Reply #2110 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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It isn't advisable to waste time

spinning the sail on a sinking ship,

if there is another ship nearby.


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Reply #2111 from WinCustomize Forums Top
NEVER and i mean NEVER EVER ..give up.
Reply #2112 from WinCustomize Forums Top
  

Little Feat made a trip to Jimmy Buffett's place!

http://www.littlefeat.net/documents/44.html

Truth is, there really is no story’s end yet, and Little Feat have indeed led a storied life ever since they formed in 1969. From then on, their unconventional signature of earthy, organic appeal and polished, first-rate musicianship wrapped around eclectic and memorable songs--clearly delivered as an authentic labor of love--has been a lasting fixture on the musical landscape. As American as apple pie--and rock ‘n roll itself--Feat’s music transcends boundaries, a freewheeling fusion of California rock and Dixie-inflected funk-boogie. In the mix as well are strains of folk, blues, rockabilly, country and jazz, inventing a hybrid sound that is truly Little Feat’s own.

One of the reason's I love America!
Reply #2113 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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When used incorrectly rat poison

is bad for tourism and economic growth.


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Reply #2114 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Mr. Gore,

I just purchased a remanufactured printer

cartridge from printpal.

I sent in my old cartridge so it

could be recycled.

How about you?


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Reply #2115 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Who was the host of a show called Politically Incorrect,

and who then,

is very possibly

politically incorrect?


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Reply #2116 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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The person referred to in post # 2115

claims to be very intelligent.

I suggest he run for president.

Caution,

the first hurdle is to be smart enough

to get elected.


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Reply #2117 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Chris Rock,

I have noticed that you can

use quite a bit of profanity in

half a sentence.


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Reply #2118 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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What does publicly admitting that

you had an affair with Anna Nicole Smith,

do to your reputation?


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Reply #2119 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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When outing a possible covert operative,

the first person to inform the general public,

does the most damage.


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Reply #2120 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Mr. Gore,

Maybe you could try an experiment.

You could fix Mars first and then Jupiter,

on your way out of the Solar System.

Could you be sure and come back in time

to fix the Sun when it burns out?


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Reply #2121 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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The sooner we fix global warming,

the sooner we will have to fix global cooling.

The only problem is,

global cooling is harder to fix.


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Reply #2122 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Schwarzenegger made a good point about the arguing.


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Reply #2123 from WinCustomize Forums Top
" Never Give Up , Never Surrender " quote from Tim Allen in
the movie " Galaxie Quest "

I think that very much applies here at WC
( considering the about of rejections I get here ) ..
Reply #2124 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Today I heard Mr. Giuliani's thoughts

on global warming and they sound

good to me.


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Reply #2125 from WinCustomize Forums Top
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Here is my personal opinion.
I believe our ability to project the weather
is as accurate as our ability to project the federal surplus.

Less pollution is fine with me.

The purpose of life is to learn,
not to go back to the Stone Age.
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