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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

from WinCustomize Forums
I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #2126 from WinCustomize Forums Top
opinions are like flatulence,everybody has them and mostly they stink
Reply #2127 from WinCustomize Forums Top
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Key word =

Mostly

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Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion
Reply #2128 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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"Sound Blaster Audigy platinum EX",

has a lot of great features that are numerous.

One of these features is the fact that there

are two external IEEE 1394 FireWire ports,

that allow for real time extremely high speed

data transfer.


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Reply #2129 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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There are three ways to go through life.


1) Having faith in your fellow man.


2) Fearing your fellow man.


3) Though I walk through the shadow

of the valley of death

I fear nothing because I am......


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Reply #2130 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Freedom of speech is a great thing.

Some people should probably think

about censoring themselves once and a while,

or at least they might sleep on it.


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Reply #2131 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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You've heard of 24-7,

since the last election

Washington has been working 0-7.


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Reply #2132 from WinCustomize Forums Top
As I bit into the peach I was surprised at its flavor and wonderful texture to my senses..Until I realized it wasn't a peach at all..but a human head.   

Always watch what u eat.   
Reply #2133 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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"AOL,

to be or not to be..."


This post may be continued in the near future.


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Reply #2134 from WinCustomize Forums Top
"To spread the Love......" quote from Journey's End.
My book in the making.
Reply #2135 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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In life

the only thing we know for sure

is

that we don't know for sure.


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Reply #2136 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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The beginning of March 2007,
I contacted my Internet provider to solve a problem.
As of 4-6-07 my problem which they told me would
be solved in one business week was not yet solved.
So I called back.
They told me this time my problem would be solved in one business week,
And they sent me this.
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Thank you for contacting AOL. We have received your request for a refund. We have processed this request and it has been approved. You can expect a refund to your method of payment on file within 2-3 billing cycles. Some payment methods, such as credit card and checking, may only take up to 10 days to refund.

If you need further assistance, please contact us anytime online at AOL Keyword: Live Help or by phone at 1-800-4ONLINE.

Again, thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

AOL Member Services
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And this:
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As you may recall, on April 07, 2007 at 9:50 AM Eastern Time you contacted AOL. Our records show that Maureen, one of our Customer Care Consultants, assisted you concerning a billing issue. We continually strive to improve our customer service. One way we do this is by asking members like you for an evaluation of your most recent experience with AOL and the level of service we provided you. Please take the next few minutes to complete the survey located below.

Click here to take the survey.

Please respond within 7 days of the date this invitation was sent so we may provide timely feedback to the consultant who assisted you. After 7 days, this invitation will expire.

However, if the information in the first paragraph of this e-mail does not look familiar, it means we have sent you this e-mail in error, so please do not take the survey — and accept our apologies for the inconvenience.

If you have any questions or comments regarding this survey invitation or the survey website itself, please forward this email along with your comments to [email protected].

Thank you for your time -- and for choosing AOL.

Sincerely,

AOL Member Services
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Now if the soonest I will receive my refund is up to 10 days
or 2-3 billing cycles (2 to 3 months),
how would I know if I am satisfied within 7 days?

Note I called on the 6th of April and the 7th of April but they only refer to the call
on the 7th.
Now shell we discuss the software?
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Reply #2137 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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We go on line to download software,

that allows us to safely go on line,

to download software,

that allows us to safely go on line,

to download software,

that allows us to safely go on line,

to download software,

that allows us to safely go on line,

to download software,

that allows us to safely go on line,

to download software,

that allows us to safely go on line,

to download software,


repeat.


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Reply #2138 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Today I installed 4 updates, this is the 10th.
On the list of newly installed software it is written
Installed on the 11th.
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Reply #2139 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Don't let your last words be:
"Here, hold my beer and watch this!"
Reply #2140 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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The problem I asked my Internet provider to solve,

has been solved.


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Reply #2141 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Iben, I came very close to thinking you were nut's, then I was sure when you said you called you're ISP. AOL? That's for people that no nothing. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. IJust because I have a short attention span, doesn't mean.......
Reply #2142 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Young people don't listen to Imus,

Young people listen to something else.

I am for freedom.

Players in professional Sports are fined,

for the first few offenses.

Eventually they get fired.

The problem could be something else,

but that problem can't be solved.


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Reply #2143 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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The definition of solution is simplification.





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Reply #2144 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Jonathan Hoenig,

I am going to compile a list of laws

that will no longer be enforced in your

neighborhood.

I will then submit the list to you,

to hear any objections you might have.

Your objections will be ignored.


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Reply #2145 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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I have no problem starting over from scratch,

It will be better then watching TV.

Maybe I'll start a little server farm of my own.


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Reply #2146 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Once upon a time,

A man went shopping for a white baseball.

He found a store with them for sale at $20.00 each.

He bought one.

Later he went back to the store to buy another.

When he got there the price had changed to $10.00 each.

So he bought one.

Later he found out that both baseballs were defective.

He was glad that he only paid $10.00 for the second one.

I wonder if he will ever buy a baseball at that store again?

Well,

A defective baseball might be worth $10.00 but it sure isn't worth $20.00.

Maybe the store owner should sell good baseballs for $15.00

before he goes out of business.

In the beginning of our story return customers are lost.

Return customers are how you grow a business.

Store owners can sell defective baseballs for a while but eventually

end up like Enron.


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Reply #2147 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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People don't want the troops to die fighting a war.

People don't want to give the troops the money

they need to avoid dying fighting a war.


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Reply #2148 from WinCustomize Forums Top
"If God had intended us to talk more than we hear,
He would have given us two mouths and only one ear."
Reply #2149 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Here's another...

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak up and remove all doubt."
Reply #2150 from WinCustomize Forums Top
"If con is the opposite of pro,
does that mean Congress is the opposite of Progress?"