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Message to Pen.

It can't be proven either way.

I'd stay away from blenders if I were you.

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Message to Pen.

If you ever catch my act,

show me your thumb scar

after the show.

A simple physical act will

get you through security.

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You lost me at the hobo whatever.

I am thinking of having 3/4

of my brain removed so I can follow it.


Radio today:

You've got

the music channel,

the political channel,

and the mindless channel.

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As far as the skeptics are concerned,

I am skeptical of the skeptics.

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Doormats:

Everybody loves them.

When they are worn out just

throw them away and get a new one.

Good ones are hard to find.

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Butterflies make big splats

that are hard to clean off of,

Windshields

Face shields and

Leathers.

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One of my favorites,

"Shut up and ride"

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Wow, so sorry, I have not been around commenting.. Had some recouping to do...

  
Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside

 

 
Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts

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Things women like to do.


Drive late at night while talking on a cellphone.

Participate in water sports.

Have plenty of cash or gold around in case of emergencies.

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People are all different.

People should stop telling other people

how to live their lives, and expecting

other people to follow their advice.

What works for one doesn't nessesarily

work for another because people are all different.

Feel free to disregard this post.

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"Reason is God's crowning gift to man"

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Once the milk goes sour,

no matter how many times

you get it out of the refrigerator

to check it,

it's still sour.

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Yes sir!!!!
Lily Tomlin once said...

"There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl
leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic"
  

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R. O'Donnell is fine with me,

I don't watch the shows.

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Simon Phillip Cowell

Is absolutely the nicest man in this universe.

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"Frank sent us."


"Did you bring a horse for me?"


"Well,


Looks like we're,


Looks like we're shy one horse."


"You brought two too many."

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Once upon a time in the west,

I received a free newspaper with Frank's signature on it.


Things that don't make sense today

might make sense tomorrow.

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With out the supposedly mediocre and below,

Would the excellent be as excellent?

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Words to live by....right????

These are words about L-O-V-E   
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"Love is something eternal,
The aspect may change, But not the essence."
-Vincent Van Gogh
"The heart has its reasons,
Where of reason knows nothing."
-Pascal
"Follow your own heart, Not others."
-Author Unknown
"To love is not to look at one another,
But to look together in the same direction."
-Antoine de Saint
"Love is an endless act of forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit."
-Peter Ustinov
"Never close your lips to those whom you have opened your heart."
-Charles Dickens

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I always liked Chuck Barris.

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Rocky, bullwinkle and Boris Badenov


Cad Lackey, Simon Bar Sinister and Underdog


Don't forget Mister Peabody.

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I was truly touched by your singing.


Excellent strategy.

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It would appear, Sherman needs a new diaper.

Someone else is already taking care of it.

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The quality of a man is not measured

by how much money he possesses.

Case in point:

Saddam Hussein had a lot of money.

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