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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

from WinCustomize Forums
I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #2026 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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"You rub my back I'll rub yours."


Translation:


"You can lie to me if I can lie to you."


"You need to be educated."


Translation:


"You need to be brain washed."


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Reply #2027 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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There are no such things as secrets.

Don't say anything unless you want the whole world to know it.


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The Political Machine 2024
Reply #2028 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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A sense of humor is a good thing.


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Reply #2029 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Definition of Politics: 'Poly' means 'Many', and 'Tics' which are blood sucking insects - David Icke

*Hides from the David Icke haters*
Reply #2030 from WinCustomize Forums Top

 

 

"Life's an Ocean, Sail It"

Reply #2031 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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When riding a motorcycle,

in order to know where the limit is

one must first go beyond the limit.


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Reply #2032 from WinCustomize Forums Top
When riding a motorcycle,

in order to know where the limit is

one must first go beyond the limit.


Or, 'The path of excess leads to the tower of wisdom'
Reply #2033 from WinCustomize Forums Top

  

Remember Folks; Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.... Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes......... He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hey!! I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

Reply #2034 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Remember to sneak up on the limit

you don't want to go to far past the limit

you may not be able to recover.


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Reply #2035 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Absolutely! Great advice!   

"Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car"

Reply #2036 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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There is a very large number of people in the world

who can dish it out,

but a very few who can take it, when it comes back to them.


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Reply #2037 from WinCustomize Forums Top

  

Not all of us have to possess earthshaking talent,

nor do... Just common sense and love will do 'and a

little bit of adventure' will  do nicely, thank you!

 

Reply #2038 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Mother nature wins every time.


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Reply #2039 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Brains are for analyzing nature

not controlling her.

Best you can do is persuade her a little.


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Reply #2040 from WinCustomize Forums Top



~The goal of life is living in agreement with nature~
Reply #2041 from WinCustomize Forums Top
In space no-one can hear you scream

Here on earth no-one hears your screams when attacked

Scream FIRE at the top of your lungs instead.
Reply #2042 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Never eat OFF shrimp before you don your space helmet...

It blurs your vision.
Reply #2043 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Never eat OFF shrimp before you don your space helmet...


nor curried cabbage   
Reply #2044 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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I have noticed that some people are very good

at flapping their lips and emitting sounds.

What besides entertaining does that accomplish exactly?

Well I'll give you a hint,

absolutely nothing.


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Reply #2045 from WinCustomize Forums Top
  
You can't depend on your eyes when
your imagination is out of focus!
  
Reply #2046 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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I might be ironic, but

I won't lie to ya.


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Reply #2047 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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If in doubt laugh.


Go to school to learn how to spell the word (doubt).


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Reply #2048 from WinCustomize Forums Top
~Life must be understood backwards; but... it must be lived forward~ K
Reply #2049 from WinCustomize Forums Top


  

~Cherry Coke and Bacardi, go down real smooth!!~

  
Reply #2050 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Monkey Tuesday.

That's the day to laugh like a monkey, correct?


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