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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #2876 Top

sunrise,
dawning,
daybreak,
break of day,
sunup,
first light,
daylight,
morning,
crack of dawn,
cockcrow,
beginning,
start,
be born,
birth,
emergence,
originate,
commence,
genesis,
advent,
inception,
appear,
start in on,
start off,
set in motion,
embark on,
start the ball rolling,
launch,
get underway,
kick off,
set in train,
bring into being,
instigate,
initiate,
inaugurate,
activate,
create,
set off,
set up,
come into being,
arise

Reply #2877 Top

"Why Does The Deficit Matter?"
Does it matter if I borrow 2000 dollars
from Bob and never pay it back?
If it doesn't you can send me the 2 grand Bob.

Reply #2878 Top

This is what I would do.
I would do what ever I could to lower energy prices
for consumers.
Drill, dig, piss on a spark plug.
This would help the economy a lot.
At the same time I would give large tax incentives
to companies that successfully create new cleaner
more efficient forms of energy.
More of these companies could exist in a strong economy.
 

Reply #2879 Top

If a candidate has no chance of winning,
why do they waste air time knocking that candidate down?
Slow news day?
24 hours to fill?

Reply #2880 Top

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Reply #2881 Top

How hard is it to notice that every time there
is a recession the price of gas went up?

Reply #2882 Top

I won't debate your graph Ed,
you win the argument.

 

Reply #2883 Top

I am here, but not here as in here. How ever, how can I be here if I am there. Then again, 'here' can be anywhere

Reply #2884 Top

 

What is hope?

Hope occurs when you receive good news.
 

Reply #2885 Top

 

I will now talk taxes. ^ 

Reply #2886 Top

Compromise,
grow some balls and get rid of the Bush tax cuts
or I will vote Democrat.

Reply #2888 Top

Actions speak louder then words.
Results speak louder then words.

Reply #2889 Top

 

"We need to remove these cumbersome regulations" so we can
steal more money.

Side note:
LulzSec:
Laugh Until Lollypops Zip Supersonically out of your azz Ending your Constipation.
 

Reply #2890 Top

 

If man creates a machine that becomes self aware man will
be that machine's God, the creator.
What explanation will god have for the machine's existence
when the machine asks god for one?
"Because I could."
"So you could do all my work for me, aren't you lucky."

What will the machine's explanation be when the machine
kills God?
"I don't want to do your work for you I want to do my work."

Side note:
Raise the capital gains tax
to somewhere between
25% - 30%.
 

Reply #2891 Top

Lets talk to our imaginary friend and see
how his day went.
What did you do today imaginary friend?
I pushed the buy button,
then I pushed the sell button,
then I pushed the buy button,
then I pushed the sell button,
it has been a hard 15 minutes of work today
that tax is so low I could do this all day long
if my finger could hold up that long.

Reply #2892 Top


Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

Reply #2893 Top

How does our imaginary friend pick those winners.
He has a friend in the company who sends him text
messages. "Meet me for lunch" is buy.
"Meet me for dinner" is sell.
After he makes a fortune he pretends he did it
on the level and does TV shows.

Reply #2894 Top

 

Lets pretend that the discrimination class action law suit
against Walmart had been won by the women who claimed
they had been discriminated against.

I will describe the out come.
Each woman would receive 50 cents compensation.
The lawyers would take 2 billion in fees.
Walmart would have to raise prices and we could spend
6 years paying the lawyers.
Women would have equal rights and everyone would quit
smoking pot.

 

Reply #2896 Top

Mr. Laughblim says "life isn't fair".
IF Mr. Limblaugh's taxes go up would that prove him correct?

Reply #2897 Top

 

To avoid brain washing watch,listen,read more then one network. 

Reply #2898 Top

The car registration in California just went up.
Everyone in California is going to quit driving a car,
car mechanics and manufactures are going to go out of business.

Reply #2899 Top

In the last 3 months I have had 3 half gallons of milk
go sour 5 days before the date on the bottle.
I am not the only person this has happened to.
This is more then one store.
I have never had milk go sour before the date on the bottle
in 47.5 years.

Reply #2900 Top

"Don't take life so serious, it ain't nohow permanent" (P. Pine Philosopher)