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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #2901 Top

When the government receives our tax money,
that money doesn't sit around gathering dust.

 

Reply #2902 Top

 

The Bush tax cuts occurred because the government was running
a surplus.
The government decided to give the extra money back to you
because they didn't need it for the current expenses.
Today this is no longer the case.

 

Reply #2903 Top

~
Two ten year wars cause the governments expenses to go up.
~
Two men do the same thing,
they call one a thief
and the other a banker.
~

 

Reply #2904 Top

When they said "the free flow of oil at market prices"
you didn't know they wanted to get that price up
did you?

Reply #2905 Top

 

Boehner's American people:
Six people in a private jet
on their way to his re-election fund raiser.
 

Reply #2906 Top

If all taxes were done away with,
they would still say that the government
has a spending problem not a tax revenue problem.

Reply #2907 Top

 

Come up with a new incentive to invest in real estate. 

Reply #2908 Top

How can you tell if a candidate is qualified to be President?
He or she wins the election.
Put your sugar where your mouth is.

Reply #2909 Top

I have been monitoring the broad casts for over 20 years.
I can show you the door,
you are the one who has to walk through it.
Think for yourself.
Leaving out half the story is one way they mislead.
Lying to your face is another.
They are so brain washed they might actually believe their
own words but I think they will do anything to win.
As soon as you have a government and taxation
you have socialism.
To have a civilized society you need government.

Reply #2910 Top

 

Customers create jobs.
If the majority of customers get a pay raise they will buy more goods.
If the majority of customers get a pay cut they will buy less goods.
Customers buying more goods create jobs.
We all can be job creators. 

Reply #2911 Top

At the beginning of the Weiner scandal
Hannity predicted on the radio that Weiner would resign.
Hannity said he had inside sources.
I wonder if those sources were hacked phones?

Reply #2912 Top

The way to solve our "hacking problem"
is to find out who the people are that
are doing the hacking.

Reply #2913 Top

You say you don't need much sleep
and you work a lot of hours every day.
You would find out if you got a lot of sleep
for about a month that the human brain
doesn't function correctly with out enough sleep.
~
You are a busy person and you are telling me
that you have 45 minutes a day to waste with a psychiatrist.

Reply #2914 Top

"Friends With Benefits"

You are fooling yourselves.

It is "Enemies With Benefits"
or "War With Benefits".

Friends don't have any Benefits.

Reply #2915 Top

If the economy gets worse from this point forward
the republicans own it.
 

Reply #2916 Top

 

Head line:
"Lady Gaga Says Women Don't Enjoy Sex Until Mid-Twenties"

Is that one at a time or twenty at the same time? 

Reply #2917 Top

Hmmmmmm...........Let me see. How about a tombstone saying..... "I finally found the perfect WindowBlind....I tweaked and tweaked....just perfect!....had a heart attack and died....happy. The End."

Old Crab just saying.... Grand Raspberries to all and to all a good night!

Reply #2918 Top

 

It was my understanding that ordinary people elect
representatives to go to Washington,
to make informed, educated, intelligent votes
on our behalf whether they get re-elected or not. 

Reply #2919 Top

20,000 x 12.5 = 250,000
30,000 x 8.33 = 249,900
40,000 x 6.25 = 250,000
50,000 x 5 = 250,000
40,000 x 1,000 = 40,000,000

:grin:  

Reply #2920 Top

 

"Is the Seven-Year Itch a Real Thing?"

Yes, it starts 6 months into a new relationship
followed by 6.5 years time to accept it.

Reply #2921 Top

Compromise might be unobtainable now but,
in the not to distant future it will be unnecessary.
In the last three years the republicans have accomplished
one thing.
I have become an independent.

Reply #2922 Top

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall in the 21 century
Humpty Dumpty was equip with air bags
When Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall he bounced like a big rubber ball
No one had to put Humpty Dumpty back together again because he didn't break

Reply #2923 Top

 

I guess we can expect a new speaker of the house soon.
Don't cry. 

 

Reply #2924 Top

 

I have designed a new e-mail program with all the
options and features you could ever need.
Here is a screen shot.


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Reply #2925 Top

I think arranged marriage is probably the best.
That way you can start out hating each others guts
and it can only get better.