Which late night talk show host or hosts look like
they interview guests while sitting on the can?
Hint:
In your process of elimination you can cross
hosts off your list that interview from behind a desk. 

Einstein
or
Bachmann

"I vill a little t'ink."

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What do the Dems have that you don't have?
They have "personality".
Some bosses are very good at motivating people.
Some bosses are very good at de motivating people.
I would much rather work for a good motivator.
Personality is the key to motivating people,
personality is a form of intelligence and
beats all other forms of intelligence to hell.

This is the one my BF lives by!

Here's mine....

humor is the shortest distance between two people.

Very efficient, MouseGoddess. 

Head Line:
"Internet Explorer Users Are Kinda Stupid, Study Suggests"

What does the study say about people using a browser that identifies
itself as Internet Explorer but it really isn't IE?
Could the study be really stupid?

The silver lining:
Sometimes 2% is an exponentially larger win
then the other 98%.

The people who downgraded the US credit rating
are the same people who caused the downgrade to occur.

Best chance for a successful marriage,
find a carpenters dream.

My fave...What is, is.      

In the late eighties I bought a diamond gold ring
for $650.oo,
Six months ago I took it to the jeweler who advertised
the best price for used jewelry.
They offered me $46.oo for it.
I took it to the local pawn shop and they gave me $50.oo.
That is a $600.oo transaction fee,
I guess the money is in the fees. 

Just remember,
when you leave here you go to double secret HELL. 

The world has two states of existence at the same time.
The world is a horrible place and
the world is a wonderful place until you look out the window.
I simply choose not to look out the window.

Today I made a sculpture of the person that parked in my spot.
I was surprised how accurate it came out.

Then I flushed it down the toilet. 

I can't knock you for expanding your house,
that creates jobs.

The U.S. economy doesn't seem to be doing as well now
as it was at the beginning of this year.
What changed?
Lets see,
gas went up and there was a change of players in the government.
The change of players was supposed to make things better wasn't it?

"Very Funny" raises our expectations to an unobtainable level.
You might just say "Tonight At Eleven" instead.

I would like the rooty tooty manual salt and sugar fruity lollipop pancake egg bacon sausage breakfast please,
or the RTMSSFLPEBSB direct which doesn't sound as good.

"Play it again Sam." 

Don't use up all the happiness at once it's better to try
to spread it out.

How fast, how fast, how fast, how past

I read the book "Relativity for the Million" when I was in high school.
What you didn't know was that the million was dollars.
http://www.amazon.com/Relativity-Million-Popular-Science-Library/dp/0025425404

If you kick the bucket after the fall time change and before the
spring time change you get a free hour from the cosmos.