my lap is big enough for anyone who wants up here.

Feline: I've actually got MJ, just haven't reinstalled it yet

fuzzy, in what sence are you thinking about you lap???

if you are practicing being a cat bed, then no problem.

appart from lying on top of each other, i am sure starone and i can fit on. there are sholders and such also to sleep on you know.

however, if you are trying to put someone over you lap to spank them, then it probably isnt big enough to hold me, let alone me and starone at the same time

feline:...let alone me and starone at the same time...

Hold on to that thought. I haven't got round to giving starone the furryness test yet, or the chocolate handcuffs. Might be a bit too soon for a spanking...

If werewolf keeps making sensible posts there may be anothing spanking to perform...

/me has to go now...back soon...

Bring it on fuzzball

I've got a tournament Saturday, could use the practice.

I surely hope I didn't cross the boundaries of etiquette with my post. Just wanted to express. This seemed the perfect place.

Hubby is on vacation so we won't be seeing starone the kitty very much for a while

Only when she gets to sneak in. (He's off playing with the TV - CD movie at the moment.) Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. This cat gets to play. And .....watch out Fuzzy, here I come. I can pass any test, I can pass any test, I can, I can, I, I, .......I'm tired now. Testing is hard work. Think I'll be a rat now and play on the color wheel with Feline until Fuzzy shows up and I can be a fully rested cat again.

Guess KG is missing all the fun and my previous hi. Doreen too. By the time they get here my hi's will be in oblivion.

If I miss you guys, have a great weekend. Off to scour the net for more tutorials. Have 7 2" binders full of PSP and only one 2" binder in the works for Paintshop. All are catlogued, color coded, etc. neatly in the binders. Now I just haven't figured out how to find the one I'm looking for, i.e. which binder, which color coding, which place. Wonder if Einstein ever had such problems. All this organizing and still can't find anything. Do you have a tendency to lose things when you become a cat?

Hmm and they say females like to chit chat more than males???
I'm totally lost in this thread now but anyways hello starone hehe

ah, Doreen is back!

thinking of furryness tests, i dont think we ever did get get around to trying the experiment to see if Doreen in nothing but an ankle length fur coat qualifies as furry

Doreen, just think that we are following your glorious example

as for males vs females, presumably this applies to the "average" male and female. what did it have to say about cats and werewolves out of interest?

also remember that polymorphs have a slightly different take on gender

oh yeah good point...

I forgot you guys are not males you're furry animals, so maybe it still stands that females are the more dominant chitter chatters?

werewolf - I surely hope I didn't cross the boundaries of etiquette with my post. Just wanted to express. This seemed the perfect place.

/me hasnt seen any posts from werewolf that might be considered impolite

the thing is though, where i work i am the maintainer of the official "quote log", the list of all those statements people wish they hadnt made.

when the last maintainer quit, i grabbed the job, since i wanted to make sure someone sensible and mature was incharge

since i work somewhere where we maintain such a list, i am perhaps not the best judge of a "suitable" post

one of the tamer quotes (from the man who sits next to me) is "i'm a big dumb blond, and want to be a pop star"

i think what i am trying to say is "express away"

Doreen, you yourself say you think i really am a cat

anyway, if we cannot tell if a poster is male of female, then "average" hardly applies now does it?

also, only the prolific posters surive in this thread

Doreen: Hmm and they say females like to chit chat more than males???

Yes but females talk a lot without actually saying anything...

/me sticks tongue out at Doreen and bounds off to play in the forest with all the other fuzzy animals...

starone: And .....watch out Fuzzy, here I come. I can pass any test, I can pass any test, I can, I can, I, I, ......

If you're going to find this easy it's not going to be much fun...

/me thinks some severe tickling is in order for starone, hehehehe (evil cackle)

/me disappears to think of new fiendish plan...

perhaps if we are trying to make the test a bit more chalanging some chocolate handcuffs and toffee rope is in order?

after all, it is hard to pass the test when most of your limbs are all tied up and lots of fuzzy animals are tickling you all over

/me would like to thank dracoform for her/his invaluable help in developing this fiendish plan

Don't worry, Hubby lets use the internet when she's good.

That should be Hubby let's wife use the internet when she's good.

/me *pout*

/me doesnt like WiseOldMan's observation

i think starone the cat should be allowed to visit this thread when she has been bad! actually, especially when she has been and is being bad!

Sorry feline, I'll try to observe better in the future.

not your fault, it was a reasonable observation.

/me just thinks that a naughty starone sounds more fun that a nice starone

also, if fuzzy has more naughty people to spank, then we can get him running around in circles trying to work out who to start with

/me finds being wicked is delicious

/me agrees with feline - more people to spank please

Nobody around...must be Sunday...

Yea, it's Sunday.

/me thinks we should all spank fuzzy logic!

dracoform is wondering if we have a new way to make money for wincustomize here?

we have several options, depending on your tastes:

a) pay a fee to spank fuzzy logic

pay a fee to be spanked by fuzzy logic

c) pay a fee to see someone else spanked by fuzzy logic

d) get to join the mass tickling sessions for a nominal fee

all fee's to be payed in sweeties!!!

Bah!