sorry for the dbl. SB doesn't have a throbber, so I'm never sure

werewolf - Saturday, my 14 yo daughter, my 10 yo son and I tested for and passed our blue belt test in Korean TaeKwanDo.


soon lovley cuddly little werewolf will be up to the real challenge. another 3 or 4 thousand years me thinks; but an eye blink really.

so, what is TaeKwanDo like, and where is blue in the scheme of things? i did Aikido for a few years (really should return) and liked that. nice and gentle

however, in the mean time, perhaps with some heavy duty body armor for werewolf . . .

/me wonders where that ticklish little minx is hiding

still, best get in lots of practice in the mean time with JavaBrain

/me thinks this is going to be a *LOT* of fun

Fuzzy Logic - So how come only the lucky few get to be tickled?

/me only has 4 paws and a tail


KarmaGirl - we could just have a big wad of tickling!

/me thinks long and hard about this suggestion

. . . . 1.34 pecoseconds later . . . .

all right, you have talked me into it

if the voluntears would like to form an orderly queue over by the stocks, just as soon as werewolf and i have made sure that JavaBrain wont be making a premature exit, we will be along to see what can be done to "help"

in deference to Fuzzy Logic's concerns, i figure that using the slower and more insidious technique with my front paws on JavaBrain, the tip of my tail is free to start work on the ocupant of the first of the stocks. and yes the stocks are required, since you need to be posisioned properly so that i can reach two or more of you at once.

feline: TaeKwonDo is a Korean martial art. It has a soft form and a hard form. Blue belt then red belt then black belt. So...we are close. My daughter is just tickled (she tickles herself often to think that she will have to register with the police upon receipt of black belt.

/me 's daughter looks all puppy-eyed "what...lil ol me?"

OK..have JavaBrain/KarmaGirl in locks..it's ticklin' time...

feline: "soon lovley cuddly little werewolf will be up to the real challenge. another 3 or 4 thousand years me thinks; but an eye blink really"

/me ponders...
/me realizes he doesn't know what that means...
/me goes to find coffee and chocolate biscuits and hopes feline will give a hint

Sorry that I ahve posted in awhile....all that tickling kept me busy.

Coffee and chocolate bisquits.......are you going to share those, werewolf?

Just think, werewolf, you won't have to worry about kicking your daughter's boyfriend's ass when she starts dating- she'll do it for you!

werewolf- "KarmaGirl: And your daughter is 3 1/2? When do you plan on getting her this speedster? She should be ready for the Grand Prix in a few years"

Actually, she has to be 6 years old to enter the Jr. Drags. I doubt that she will want to drive Grand Prix- going in a straight line is much safer. (Or, maybe that's me that would not want her to drive GrandPrix.......)

I'm a bit worried that the feline might be overstretching its paws a little. Having to use stocks sounds a bit drastic, though I fully approve of putting KarmaGirl in there.
Hey, I've just had an idea! Lets put everyone in stocks (except me), then all those chocolate biscuits will start feeling lonely and require my immediate attention.

/me thinks women and cars are already a dangerous combination without teaching young girls to drive dragsters...

hey who changed the name of the thread??
Somebody is flexing thier anministator muscles!!!

werewolf ponders...
werewolf realizes he doesn't know what that means...
werewolf goes to find coffee and chocolate biscuits and hopes feline will give a hint

put it this way, there is this cute little ticklish minx (Doreen) wandering around. however, i know from experience that you can make a good estimate of how dangerous a person is by this simple method:

females are more dangerous than males (this is what makes them so *MUCH* fun)
the shorter they are, the more dangerous they are.

Aikido proves both quite well. the shorter partners get far better leverage when performing throws, and "gentle" wrist and elbow locks towards the floor.

last time i considered tickling Doreen i barely escaped with my tail still attached! somehow i dont think you are quite ready for that challenge yet

joetheblow - hey who changed the name of the thread??

the normal reaction at this time is to think long and hard, being careful to consider all available evidence.

when this has been done, we normally just blame JavaBrain the new and impressionable admin

perhaps we need to try harder to keep her occupied?
i have a cunning plan!
/me awaits for the screaming stampeed towards the exits to quiten down as they discover the doors are all locked

i think it is time to try and answer one of the great questions of our time. which is more ticklish?
* the tip of felines tail
* a selection of ice cubes
* 3 pegasus feathers
* mint chocolate dragon wing tips

/me forsee's many happy hours of experimentation ahead

werewolf - My daughter is just tickled (she tickles herself often to think that she will have to register with the police upon receipt of black belt.

/me *giggle*
sounds like an excuse to spend a lot of time down at the police station to me. does someone like humans in uniforms?

Fuzzy Logic - The weather here in the UK is terrible. It's turning out to be the coldest July on record. A couple of days have seen a high of only 15°C - aaaagh! I can't see many suntans about! What's the rest of the world doing?

/me *likes* this a LOT
but then, the room i work in is a converted garage. so a flat roof, and 3 walls, which can all catch the sun when it is out.

since the sky lights used to leak, they were painted over with a nice thick layer of black heat adsorbant paint.

and since the windows are small and few and far between, this overcast weather is far more to my tastes. not to hot in work!

joetheblow - can you give me that link to the coprohegin (or however you spell his name) thery agian? I somehow lost it in the shuffle of things.

from the "I know you hate me but." thread:
http://www.benbest.com/science/quantum.html

have fun

Fuzzy Logic thinks women and cars are already a dangerous combination without teaching young girls to drive dragsters...

/me *snort*
now i am left with a moral dilemma

since women have lower rates of car insurance, it is fair to say that they are better (or at least safer) drivers. so perhaps Fuzzy Logic doesnt like being shown up?

still, it seems that Fuzzy Logic is asking for a good tickling. but this could end up distracting me from the important buisness of tickling JavaBrain

. . .

ahha! all that is needed is a garden swing, some rope, and the occasional ostrich feather.

come here Fuzzy Logic, time to discuss your comparative driving views . . .

hello kitty kat, wolf, fuzzy wuzzy, coffee bean, Elf and joe and whoever I left out...
/me will come back tomorrow morning to read feline's book! hehe

/me thinks feline is the one who needs tickling...

you do it fuzzy, cuz I'm not! hehe
hey till this very day my family all knows if they want to get me to do something I don't wanna do, all they have to do is say the word "tickle" (I dispise being tickled) my whole family traumatized me w/ it while I was growing up (and still do!)

anyways me has to get busy just came to say g'morning to you chat marathoners...

Ah Doreen, now we know...

Fuzzy Logic thinks feline is the one who needs tickling...

got to catch me first

/me *rasberry*

perhaps this is why the little minx is hiding in the bowels of the computer department.

but then, me has plenty to keep me busy without distressing doreen, i like her to much to be doing that

/me considers it time for a pre-emptive strike against fuzzy logic

You'll need something bigger than an ostrich feather to sort me out...

how about a large writhing ball of fir?

thats the advantage of being a cat, you are furry all over

/me suspects that toying with a fuzzy logic bed for a few hours should do the trick

kitty kat you can't tickle fuzzy w/ something fuzzy it won't work...
(and me is not hiding! just my fingers are quiet & I'm busy working)

I think tickling fuzzy with something fuzzy might cause a bit of static......

Woo Hoo!!! 1500th post!!!!!