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Msgboard Chatroom Marathon

Msgboard Chatroom Marathon

Honestly, I would go to IRC for this kind of stuff, but if any of you have been there recently, everyone seems to be...inactive. Sooooooooo, out of boredom, I'm turning a thread among this msgboard into a chat room, anyone care to join? =P.

It's Sunday night, and I'm bored out of my mind. There's much to do, but I'm too lazy to get around to do it. My boyfriend is busying trying to get Visual Studios to work so I can't talk to him on the phone....and we can't seem to talk over the phone anyways...it'll just be silence mostly.

New Semester started........so anyone alive out there to join Elffie in this chat marathon? =P

Let's try not to let this post hang for over 2 hours, hm? =P
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Reply #9601 Top
Fuzzy Logic - feline has eaten my spank paddle


*RASPBERRY*
that is because when chocolate spanking paddles are in short supply, they are first made available to the most reliable, responsible, and cute people
/me seems to have rooms and rooms FULL of them!


This naughty kitty needs to be punished.
Fuzzy Logic gives this a lot of thought
I know, we'll bring out the tickle rack.


/me can hardly wait to see the safety tests!
after all, we need to test these things, and who better to help (as in get strapped to it) test than fuzzy logic? after all, he is already "dressed" for the occasion!



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Reply #9602 Top
/me has spotted the basic problem with fuzzy's nurses uniform already!
it looks all wrong!

/me knows where to find a far more suitable nurses uniform
/me things perhaps i should email fuzzy



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Reply #9603 Top
Fuzzy Logic wonders if the coffee will melt KG's chocolate coating?


/me hopes not!
after all, if it does, what am i going to eat for supper???



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Reply #9604 Top
Old Crab - "To whom it may concern. The Old Crab is off on an EXPEDITION to the Rock Candy Mountains. Will need porters and amatuer anth..anthropolom...archea..anrhtpy....oh, hell, fossil hunters."


ooooh!
/me wonders how you learn about finding valuable things all burried and covered in disguising rock and earth

/me considers.....
/me *innocent expression number 58*

you know, if we cover JavaBean and GM in chocolate, and then place them half burried in chocolate in the middle of one of the chocolate fields, then we can practice!

with LOTS and LOTS of practice, we will then be able to help OC

/me thinks that this might also be an ideal time to practice my kiss of life technique



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Reply #9605 Top
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Old Crab is going to tell on Fuzzy LogicCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!! Hey, Jafo, Fuzzy is posting Porn on the MB. Neeener, nener, nener. Na. Wouldn't ever tell on FL. Oh by the way. OC has reposted his Advert. It has a by section saying - No paddles, tickling, no pranks, no nothing of a childish aspect. This is a serious expedition of sciencetifical importance. Anyone caught will be pinched: hard.

********Grand Giant Raspberries To All Until Later *************
Reply #9606 Top
hey, i can do serious and scientific!

so, should JavaBean pack the pink or the blue bikini for the trip?



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Reply #9607 Top
I see OC is jealous because he can't get into the nurse's uniform (Knowing OC he'd probably try to get in the uniform while the nurse was still in it)

Telling tales on me? That does it > Whiffle bats at dawn...
Reply #9608 Top
Pink or blue bikini? Hmmm, I think my preference is for the chocolate one...
Reply #9609 Top
goodie!!! so, fuzzy will be wearing the chocolate bikini



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Reply #9610 Top
feline thinks that this might also be an ideal time to practice my kiss of life technique


Can I practise on the nurses? After all, they are bound to faint when they see my enormous tickle stick
Reply #9611 Top
Old Crab - This is a serious expedition of sciencetifical importance


what sort of fosules are you going to be looking for?
/me is curious



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Reply #9612 Top
Fuzzy Logic - Can I practise on the nurses?


go and check your email, i will look after the nurses for you *giggles*



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Reply #9613 Top
right, why didnt outlook express tell me i had mail before now!

/me thinks someone needs to be spanked for this!
so, who works in computer technical support again? /me *radiates innocence while thinking about JavaBeans email address*



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Reply #9614 Top
Those are the nurses who need my 'assistance'
Reply #9615 Top
The e-mail world is a funny place. JavaBean gets viruses and I get nurses.

/me ponders the logic in this...
Reply #9616 Top
fuzzy is being distracted! /me hopes he doesnt notice until it is to late... *giggles*



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Reply #9617 Top
just to make sure, feline distracts fuzzy with one more email

/me puts the finishing touches to the buckles on this lovely new tickling frame
ooh, it really is nice looking! we definetly need to test this



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Reply #9618 Top
/me is now distracted by a babe covered in chocolate
Reply #9619 Top
if mr distracted fuzzy will just lie down here on this comfortable chocolate bed, the chocolcate babe will be along *any* moment.....

/me gets ready with all the straps as fuzzy settles down



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Reply #9620 Top
/me takes advantage of all the distracedness going around to sneak up behind them one-and-all (not even crabs get away!).


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Reply #9621 Top
/me needs some chocolate tissues...

Hatchooooo!

Sniff...
Reply #9622 Top
...../me notices MadIce pleading flu... so for MadIce a little something extra....


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Reply #9623 Top
/me thinks GM is doing too much spanking and not enough undressing.

Well, how else am I going to fit you into this nurse's outfit

Reply #9624 Top
Thanks GM!. That helps!

Hatchooooo!

Sniff..
Reply #9625 Top
/me hands MadIce a hot orange juice spiked with rum, a bottle of vics vapor rub, aloe tissues, tylenol, cold medicine....