***SNAP***/me gets Jafo's pic.... It may not be incriminating (then again this IS the chocolate planet) but now that Jafo is getting so famous, maybe some fan will buy it!

OC: GM, you had better clean up that mess before you leave

/me wonders just which mess OC is talking about???

/me sets about gathering some of her best messes. She then lines them up and down OC's steps and waits for him to come and sort through them for the one he wants......

In the meantime, /me nibbles chocolate under OC's window.

'incriminating' (insert Jafo spellcheck icon)

So that's how you did it Hmmm, let me see...$50 Nah, not worth the aggro. Besides, getting KG naked in here seems to be fairly easy. Some chains, handcuffs, leather straps and a camera is all we need to make our own.

/me decides it's time to put some more photos up at DA

/me lines up and waves at the spot fuzzy used to be in before he went to work... "back then before his tune-up".

***POUT*** Someone at DA did something bad and got a whole entire IP banned and I cannot look at pictures! I even wrote them; no answers.

/me thinks OC has problems.

Let me see: creaky windows, creaky doors

/me thinks it is OC who creaks and not the windows or doors. Perhaps a little chocolate lubricant will help

FL: Perhaps a little chocolate lubricant will help


hmmmmm, now that you mention it, a chocolate health spa with mint spritzers would be nice. /me sets about creaking too, the better to use the new spa with when it gets here.

goodmorphing gets Jafo's pic.... It may not be incriminating (then again this IS the chocolate planet) but now that Jafo is getting so famous, maybe some fan will buy it

So how much is it worth not to publish this http://www.angelfire.com/nj2/mttraulsen/Pictureland.html link?

Oops, too late!

goodmorphing lines up and waves at the spot fuzzy used to be in before he went to work... "back then before his tune-up".

/me is here now - not back at work till a week on Wednesday (doc permitting)

/me chants:

I don't want to go back
I don't want to go back
I don't want to go back
I don't want to go back
I don't want to go back
I don't want to go back
I don't want to go back

Run, fuzzy, RUN!

/me thinks we, in the chocolate planet would be better judges of whether or not fuzzy should be back at work.

We can start a letter-writing contest!

/me admits it might not work on a cardiac basis, but it might get you early retirement on a mental health basis!

Yeah, I've got to be really mental to go back...

/me ponders getting a cat scan

We could hold feline down on a graphics scanner. That's a cat scan, isn't it?

GM: Run, fuzzy, RUN!

Is that from work, or from the people in that link? Anyway, wouldn't be fair if I didn't put a pic of me on too:- http://www.digitalus.co.nz/PaintFX/Images/tribble.jpg

GM: We could hold feline down on a graphics scanner. That's a cat scan, isn't it?

FL: Is that from work, or from the people in that link?

That's from Jafo since you posted that link!

, I saw Jafo on the page and A furball scan was interesting.

/me is just too far for anybody to get his pic

But I can get a pic of everybody else from the cam I have hooked up to my telescope. And I got some nice ones. Anybody want to buy?

/me is beginning to think Weaksid is enjoying this

Fuzzy Logic ponders getting a cat scan

goodmorphing - We could hold feline down on a graphics scanner. That's a cat scan, isn't it?

/me **** RASPBERRY ****
a cat scan is, as the name suggests, where a cat scans fuzzy!
the normal procedure for this is to make sure the patient is comfortable, and isn't going to wriggle around to much. it is normally considered wise to strap them down with lots of thick leather straps to the massage table

this is simply to make sure that they don't wander off before the full scan has been completed

as for the scan its self, this requires:
* lots of bouncing up and down on the cat bed (sometimes called the patient)
* walking around and around on any ticklish bits of the cat bed
* having a nice long sleep curled up on the cat bed

luckily for fuzzy, /me thinks i can squeeze you into my busy scanning schedule!

Nurse KarmaGirl JavaBean reporting for duty to help Dr. Feline with the Cat Scan of Fuzzy. Hmmm......I think that we may need to scan everyone on the chocolate planet. I think that all of them are deserving of a good scan now and then.
Some
Chocolate
And
Niceness

Dr Werewolf here...You may not recognize me, but I play doctor...ahem, *cough*... I play a doctor here on ChocoTV's own The Sticky Planet. Recently it has come to my attention that there are folks around here who want to play around with the scanning equipment. Let me say at the outset that playing around with medical equipment is a good way to get yourself hurt. Dr Werewolf does not condone this type of behavior and ~*BANG-BANG-BANG...CRASH!!!!!

Hey..what are you people doing in my office??? No..stop that..get away from the scanners! I must insist that you leave at onMPHMMHPHHH MMMPHMMD...HELPjmppmhhhhh.....

/me decides to help OC
/me waves the magic wand
/me *expression of pure innocence*
it seems that the door to OC's tree house has been turned into cheese! by the looks of it, it is that cheese with the funny blue veins all the way through it

you know, GM is right, OC's tree house makes some fun noises when all the alarms go off at once!

Nurse KarmaGirl JavaBean reporting for duty to help Dr. Feline with the Cat Scan of Fuzzy.

/me suspects that the thought of JavaBean in a nurse's uniform will so distract fuzzy that we will be able to get him strapped down on the table before he realises what is going on!

Dr Werewolf here...You may not recognize me

yep, /me always recognizes werewolf
you are big, kind, lovely, cuddly, and my friend! this makes you easy to recognize!


werewolf - Hey..what are you people doing in my office??? No..stop that..get away from the scanners! I must insist that you leave at onMPHMMHPHHH MMMPHMMD...HELPjmppmhhhhh.....

/me thinks we need to help werewolf
/me tries to remember how to give the kiss of life .........
while we wait for someone who remembers how to give the kiss of life, i will:
* wrap werewolf up in LOTS of bandages!
* and bounce up and down on his chest, looking ***CUTE***