Nah, I usually...wait a minute...***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** hehehe

hehehe /me bounces along in a Rumba line with fuzzy......

That's lots better than a prance!

Bouncing is even better when you have someone to bounce on

Whee!

Okay - just had to post something quickly! Not earth shattering news, or even really important news but: I'm still alive!

Yeah, yay, go me.

I just -finally- got a job (Nothing much, just management at Blockbuster,) that requires me being up /much/ earlier than I'm used to - so I've been working all day long and coming home - and the last thing that's been on my mind is sitting in front of my computer! (So, I've been sitting in front of... the Xbox. O.o) I've been lurking a few minutes here and there, and while I don't think I'm really 'back' yet (probably won't be until I actually move to 'my' store and things settle down,) I'm still around!

/me spanks a certain person in the audience as well... they should know who they are!

Dark Mist - think im gonna need some kind of insurance

/me wonders how best to help DM ................
lets see, the simple definition of insurance given by my dictionary is "protection against future loss".

/me wonders what DM could possibly be worried about loosing........
ahha! perhaps DM is concerned about loosing her clothes and modesty?
so, to help you no longer need insurance, we need to make sure that this cannot happen in the future!

/me *puts on an innocent and helpfull expression*
so, while DM is distracted by feline, leonine and dracoform move quickly to strip DM quite naked!!!

there! now you dont need any insurance, since there is no longer any possible future loss to worry about!

/me wonders if we had best provide the same reasuring and money saving service to GG!

Shmoop's will return......she can't resist forever

/me was male the last time he looked

/me once considered working out male and female
i got as far as:
most people think feline is female
dracoform is male
leonine is female

most people say i only have one body. i gave up working it out at that point!

anyway, if you are called female, you will probably get stripped naked and coated in chocolate faster!

kthxbye - I just -finally- got a job


if i think of something more helpful to say, i may say that as well

Dark Mist was male the last time he looked

I never look - I respect my own privacy

feline: anyway, if you are called female, you will probably get stripped naked and coated in chocolate faster!

Plus the chocolate coating will get nibbled faster

/me looks through the telescope down at the group. He noticed that they were taking some crazy test by the looks of it.

One of Weaksid's workers over-heard that they lost the clipboard.

/me thinks he knows where it might be.

/me sends a message with one of his helpers to the group.

*note reads*
Dear nieghbors,

One of my helpers over heard you trying to figure out where you left the clipboard for your tests. I have a idea where it may be. One of you will have to walk deep into the forest and find "The Old Wise Tree". I think you guys left him old on to it so you don't loose it.

You also either forgot about me or wondering if I'm furry also. Hmm, the world will never know.

Have fun and good luck to the person that you send on the journey.

-Weaksid-

/me note was given to Fuzzy since he was the closest one.

Need more colors other then red

/me thinks WS needs a fresh (very FRESH ***wink, wink***) furry test STAT, then lots of tickling. And then he can sign the petition for more colors in our paint-box!

/me has new FuzzyBlind on his windows Very nice job sir.

/me smells GG...goes lurking about with vat of FurChocoTest...spies GG jumping up and down.

/me screams "Go Go Gadget Concrete Shoes!!!!!"

Gadget Girl is now stuck on the ground and werewolf proceeds to apply furry test. Needs the other examiners to help.

/me begins the test...

hmmm...yessssss, verrry interesting.

WW: Needs the other examiners to help.

Glad to oblige ***snigger***

/me like these tests

Not only do we get to examine GG (closely...) but we get to nibble her chocolate coating

/me runs into the room, nibbling, did I hear something about naked female bodies coated in chocolate and being nibbled on?

Count me in!!!

/me is lying helplessly on the ground, being nibbled furiously by Fuzzy and werewolf!!

She screams, "HELP, HELP!" Then suddenly realized she like the TEST and all that it entails!!!! MMMMMMMMMM !! "Thiiiis feeeeels niiiice!!!" She is being brainwashed by Fuzzy and werewolf and doesn't realize it!!!

She then gradually recovers her sanity and breaks free by using her cement shoes and her many useful gadgets to break free!! She then takes her special masking tape (that she uses in her beautiful faux finishes) to bound Fuzzy and werewolf hand and foot!!!! AHHHH HAAAAA!!!!
NOW I HAVE YOUUUUU!!! THE TIDE HAS CHANGED!!

/me is now deciding what will be Fuzzy and werewolf's punishment.

SPANKINGS or dipped in WARM White Chocolate!!!! I wonder if Gadget Girl has passed the test??

SPANKINGS or dipped in WARM White Chocolate!!!! I wonder if Gadget Girl has passed the test??



So shall it be! You are to be covered in white chocolate and spanked!

/me reaches for chocolate handcuffs...

um...fuzzy....you and I are currently bound up with special masking tape (that she uses in her beautiful faux finishes)...

It's going to be a bit hard to dip GG in anything at the moment

/me comes along and finds someone has left her a nicely wrapped gift! She sits down to nibble the chocolate away, then considers whether to unwrap the wriggling bundle. She pulls and drags the bundle to the foot of OCs tree and sits on the bottom step and begins to unwrap...... careful to point the present so that any escaping parts would shoot right up to OC's door!

/me thinks it's time for a luau.... the grass is getting tall.

WW: um...fuzzy....you and I are currently bound up with special masking tape

Ah but I'm used to being in a straightjacket, special masking tape has no degree of difficulty

An upper window creaks open. GM, you had better clean up that mess before you leave, shouts the Old Crab that lives in the Treehouse. Or else the Gummi Bear Stormtroopers will be sent after your little behind. The upper window creaks shut. >

You know, all you need to get ahead in this world is incriminationg photos....