What still talking about coffee here?
/ahh me just finished a cup of my Jamaican Blue Mountain... hehe

(I just got another lb two days ago, it took them "forever" to get it in!)

Glen I've tried the flavored coffee's but they ruin the coffee taste and just taste like a dessert or something, I've never been able to get into those at all (though the names and flavors "Sound" appealing they are not to me)

uh oh HollowMan is looking to talk about Sex =/

okeeee wellll some coffee's are better than sex

hehe

(I said "some")

Hmmm...Doreen...I think you need to find a different "mate" (or, maybe you're just not doing it right) if you think some coffees are better than sex. I have tried a lot of coffee....I drink a lot of coffee.....I have had coffee from all over the world (including JBM), *BUT* I have to say- coffee is *not* better than sex....... (yes, I am married...for almost 6 years)

I'm glad my husband isn't reading this.......

Which is better first thing in the morning: Sex or Coffee?

hmmm that depends on the time? sex is only good at 3:00am

(and my fav "mate" is coffee mate) hehe

Glen Eric Reed - Actually, I'd prefer the "atmore," if you've got it. (Sorry.)

an entire pleasure planet made out of chocolate, and you are still not happy?
some people

Glen Eric Reed - All you need to lure quality humans is chocolate and coffee? Man, if life were really only that simple... but, that's why there are message boards.

/me is deeply cunning
the trick lies in getting a suitable initial sample of suitable humans to pick from

long thread...

I'll come back later =P

Doreen... Coffee better than sex? I suppose at 3:00 a.m. you need one before the other, at any rate. But I think you're either doing something wrong with the sex thing or something REALLY right with the coffee thing. And if it's the latter, I'd really like you to share your brewing secrets.

Java... Sex or coffee in the morning depends on the time, for sure. Like I said, if it's early enough, you need the coffee first. If it's mid-morning, the coffee can wait. If it's late morning, I'm probably already working on the caffeine headache. But then, since it seems I'm the main single, male voice in the crowd right now, I have to say I'd forgo the coffee

feline... See, my initial sample of suitable humans must be inferior in life. My time's pretty much split between work and community theatre, and my ability to lure quality humans from that pool seems to be rather diminished as of late. Or maybe my problem is I drink all the coffee myself.

Elf... The thread length is all your fault! I said a while ago this needed to leak over to a new one to avoid the scrolling...

But, if we started a new thread, we wouldn't be able to beat the length of the "Romance" thread (which, IIRC, was Feline's doing....)

Hey! Where is everyone?
I'm talking to myself again...I hate it when that happens...

Oh, I'm still checking in ... I just have nothing intelligent to say (though I guess that's pretty much always the case)

How is the thread length all my fault? I still think this was the best thread created yet. There's no limit to what the topics may be, it calls for interesting reading, and a few of us are having fun spamming the board without killing off the other threads.....

I say scrolling is a little sacrifice, Glen =P

Can you honestly say that you're not enjoying this thread as much as I am? =P

Citizen UHRBid just said "this is possibly one of the dumbest threads..."

Oh he knows he's not getting a promotion from this journeyman, boyfriend or not! =P

Elfkura - long thread...

Elfkura - I'll come back later =P

/me wonders where the spare bungy cord is

i think Elf should be attached to some bungy cord. the other end can be attached to the chocolate plannet portal. that should stop her disapering for such long periods

JavaBrain - But, if we started a new thread, we wouldn't be able to beat the length of the "Romance" thread (which, IIRC, was Feline's doing....)

/me feels prowd of the romance thread
to be fair, the origional insperation for the thread was a comment by Elf, so i cannot claim all the fame.

having said that, i think i made nearly half the posts, so that should help make up for it
/me *giggle*

I wonder how long that thread got?
This one is getting pretty long......

Anybody know how to get a three year old to stop being an insomniac (no drug or alcohol suggestions allowed!). My 3 year old daughter is trying to kil me!!!!

Elfkura - Oh he knows he's not getting a promotion from this journeyman, boyfriend or not! =P

/me *ears prick up*
this suggests that getting on the good side of Elf can help in promotions.

/me wonders how to impress Elf

JavaBrain - I'm talking to myself again...I hate it when that happens...

/me approves of talking to self

its a very good way of getting sensible replies to your questions

Glen Eric Reed - Elf... The thread length is all your fault!

Bad Glen!
i am not going to let you get away with blaiming all your posts on Elf. they also contribure to the lenght of this thread you know!

Glen Eric Reed - feline... See, my initial sample of suitable humans must be inferior in life. My time's pretty much split between work and community theatre, and my ability to lure quality humans from that pool seems to be rather diminished as of late. Or maybe my problem is I drink all the coffee myself.

ahha
i have given up on finding a significant number of wothwhile humans in "real life".

you probably dont want to know about the average males around here. enought to put you right off men for life.

and then all the interesting females seem to be already settled with significant others.

/me goes back to cuddling chocolate instead

at least chocolate stimulates some of the same neural pathways as sex. it just isnt so good for cuddling back

JavaBrain - Which is better first thing in the morning: Sex or Coffee?

a) /me thinks mornings should be outlawed, since they are evil

i want warm happy loved feelings along with someone significant to cuddle. everything else is a bonus

JavaBrain - Anybody know how to get a three year old to stop being an insomniac (no drug or alcohol suggestions allowed!). My 3 year old daughter is trying to kil me!!!!

how many hours at a streach can you keep her awake and active during the day?

the idea is the longer the day, the more hours she should sleep during the night.

well, it looks good on paper

this is why i am very careful not to get pregenant.

/me doesnt feel up to this sort of stress

Elf... "How is the thread length all my fault?"

Well, umm.. you started it! (Sorry, that was the best, most mature reasoning I could come up with.)

Elf... "I say scrolling is a little sacrifice, Glen =P Can you honestly say that you're not enjoying this thread as much as I am? =P"

Okay, you win. As long as I keep checking this from work so I don't have to wait for the page to load over the slow modem connection, I'm set. And frankly, this thread is about the only enjoyment I'm getting out of the entire site lately!

feline... "Bad Glen! i am not going to let you get away with blaiming all your posts on Elf. they also contribure to the lenght of this thread you know! "

Actually, Elf's got a gun to my head as I'm typing. I swear, I don't want to keep posting on here!!
feline... "you probably dont want to know about the average males around here. enought to put you right off men for life."

Seeing as how I've never been "on men," I really don't need any assistance on that one. And I find being above average doesn't help (nor does being conceited enough to say you're above average )

feline... "and then all the interesting females seem to be already settled with significant others."

Yeah, well that, or they just don't find me interesting. And since I prefer the coffee seas to the chocolate land in your world, my neural pathways remain generally unstimulated. But I've always got my cat for companionship.

Okay, now I'm starting to pity myself. Quick, someone prompt me to talk about something that's good in my life! (Really, I'm not nearly as miserable as I'm sounding today!)

Woo Hoo!!!! 300 posts!

Glen, if you like having your cat around...you should get along with Feline well......just watch out for those pesky hairballs....