Come And Get Me! ~ AND THE WINNER IS

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'Come and get me!'

It's a line Kevin Pollak used when he was doing a routine on Christopher Walken. It had to do with Walken being freaked out by Pollaks car alarm going off when he stould to close to the car. After claiming to Pollak that the car appeared to be 'alive' , Walken stould in front of it and dared it to 'Come and get me!' like only he can.

Made me laugh my ass off, which is one of my favorite things to do.

So here is the deal. There is a picture posted below. Post a caption and make me laugh.

The one who makes me laugh the hardest (I am the sole judge) gets a one year free sub to Wincustomize courtesy of yours truly.

The rules are simple

  • You can't post any pictures or your out of the running.
  • You can post as many captions as you want.
  • Any captions with a reference to 'skinhit' get an immediate half point on my laugh meter.
  • Entries must be in by midnight Sunday January 17, 2010 East Coast Time in the United States.
  • Only one caption will be selected as the winner. (But I will list my top ten favs when it's over)
  • The winner will get their sub on Tuesday January 19, 2010.

So...Come and get me!

 

 

5th place - Behold!! The Key to rational thinking, an item which has been only a dream to many of you til now. ~ HG_Eliminator

4th place - I say Skinhit, is that my codpiece you're wearing or are you just pleased to see me. ~ Fuzzy Logic

3rd place - You seriously think your the first troll Ive seen in a tutu? ~ HG_Eliminator

2nd place - "I will release you if you answer one question for me......How was milk REALLY discovered? What was he doing to that cow???!!?" ~ G3mpi3

AND THE WINNER IS

POST NUMBER 53 - "So, Valet Skinhit, if you can 'blow' bubbles through this ring, I will consider you for the position I head... er, had in mind." ~ starkers

I laughed long at that one. I had to go back and reread it a few times. You can expect your new sub tomorow (or Wednesday? since it's already tomorow there? )  For the record, You all are a bunch of twisted lil monkeys and you need HELP! Lots of it.

 

 

 

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Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*this thong is really chafing my willies. *

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*ohh, that fart felt wet*

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"I'm on the Zoloft..  to  keep from killing y'all!" :(O

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

* oh goodness and here I have they key to Skinhits chastity belt*

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"So koop isn't actually older than the moon?"

"What the hell is this thing?"

 

 

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

* day 45 and still not king*

Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*Dance for me skinhit my puppet, for I hold the key to Po's heart*

Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"What do you mean HG ate ALL the pizza?"

Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top

* look I have the key to HG's pizza stash*

Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Someday, I'm going to be proposed to by Robert Sean Leonard."

Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top

* you wouldnt believe where I had this key hidden before*

Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Nakor just deleted my spleen"

Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top

This key you ask?

Why this,my dear Skinhit,is the key to my pants.

 

Thee shall never have need of it for I woudst never forbid my Skinny access to what awaits twixt my loins. :puke:

Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"No means no."

Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top

* Behold!!  The Key to rational thinking, an item which has been only a dream to many of you til now.*

Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Noodle's off key!"

Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top

* I sit like this because this key was in my back pocket earlier and....*

Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top

* Zebra striped pants?*

Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Pants, Zu, pants."

Reply #21 from WinCustomize Forums Top

* You seriously think your the first troll Ive seen in a tutu?*

Reply #22 from WinCustomize Forums Top

* To pee or not to pee, if only the bathroom unlocked with this key*

Reply #23 from WinCustomize Forums Top

* If I put this bit in my mouth, will you ride me hard and put me away wet?*

Reply #25 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"I will release you if you answer one question for me......How was milk REALLY discovered? What was he doing to that cow???!!?"