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Come And Get Me! ~ AND THE WINNER IS

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Come And Get Me! ~ AND THE WINNER IS

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'Come and get me!'

It's a line Kevin Pollak used when he was doing a routine on Christopher Walken. It had to do with Walken being freaked out by Pollaks car alarm going off when he stould to close to the car. After claiming to Pollak that the car appeared to be 'alive' , Walken stould in front of it and dared it to 'Come and get me!' like only he can.

Made me laugh my ass off, which is one of my favorite things to do.

So here is the deal. There is a picture posted below. Post a caption and make me laugh.

The one who makes me laugh the hardest (I am the sole judge) gets a one year free sub to Wincustomize courtesy of yours truly.

The rules are simple

  • You can't post any pictures or your out of the running.
  • You can post as many captions as you want.
  • Any captions with a reference to 'skinhit' get an immediate half point on my laugh meter.
  • Entries must be in by midnight Sunday January 17, 2010 East Coast Time in the United States.
  • Only one caption will be selected as the winner. (But I will list my top ten favs when it's over)
  • The winner will get their sub on Tuesday January 19, 2010.

So...Come and get me!

 

 

5th place - Behold!! The Key to rational thinking, an item which has been only a dream to many of you til now. ~ HG_Eliminator

4th place - I say Skinhit, is that my codpiece you're wearing or are you just pleased to see me. ~ Fuzzy Logic

3rd place - You seriously think your the first troll Ive seen in a tutu? ~ HG_Eliminator

2nd place - "I will release you if you answer one question for me......How was milk REALLY discovered? What was he doing to that cow???!!?" ~ G3mpi3

AND THE WINNER IS

POST NUMBER 53 - "So, Valet Skinhit, if you can 'blow' bubbles through this ring, I will consider you for the position I head... er, had in mind." ~ starkers

I laughed long at that one. I had to go back and reread it a few times. You can expect your new sub tomorow (or Wednesday? since it's already tomorow there? )  For the record, You all are a bunch of twisted lil monkeys and you need HELP! Lots of it.

 

 

 

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Reply #51 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Eet may look as if I am sitting on a dildo, but sir, honestly I am not. Monsieur Skinhit just flashed 'is wee-willy-winky at me and I am, 'ow you say. simply amazed at 'ow small eet is."

Or....

"So Monsieur Skin'it, you 'ave come to audition for ze role of ze 'gay' Parisienne in my new play, 'ave you?  Well, seeing as I am so impressed with your limp wrist and ripe, firm buttocks, you 'ave ze part."

Or....

"While I may be suitably impressed with your extraordinarily large 'English sausage', I wouldn't show it to Queen Anne Boleyn, if I were you.  Otherwise King Henry will take you to the tower and have it beheaded."

Reply #52 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I'm going to kill my agent for getting me this gig!!! This damn outfit makes me feel like I just ran through a field of boobies and tripped on a dick! OMG!!! Can it really be true!? Am I truly am a poofty? Oh man...now I'm really depressed....and to make matters worse my Vicodin lollipop is all gone!

Galactic Civilizations IV
Reply #53 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Ooops, my arch-nemesis, Skinhit, just stuffed a hand grenade up my ass.... then handed me the pin."

Or....

Oui, Monsieur Skin'it, eet is a vibrating chair, and oui, eet performs wonders when one has a butt plug inserted... but no, you can NOT try eet out"

Or...

I understand, Lord Smedley, you wish to make love to the Queen, but I have been instructed not to let you in.  He has had the doctor in there all day treating his haemorrhoids."

And not least or last...

"So, Valet Skinhit, if you can 'blow' bubbles through this ring, I will consider you for the position I head... er, had in mind."

Reply #54 from WinCustomize Forums Top

skinhit holds the key to Po's  throne room

Reply #55 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*You call that a Pizzanator, skinhit HG? I call it a gherkin*

Reply #56 from WinCustomize Forums Top

How did it ever come to this! I'm so tired of this job as a condom sizer! Next!

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Reply #57 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting WebGizmos, reply 56
How did it ever come to this! I'm so tired of this job as a condom sizer! Next!
End of WebGizmos's quote

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Seems there are two guys on WC who really try to reverse the trend. :beer:  to two really fine Community Members.

Reply #58 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Skinhit, I had this sized just for you...what do you mean this condom's too large?

Reply #59 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*Skinhit....I am....unimpressed.*

 

*You call that an icon, skinhit? Well....perhaps if I zoom.... a lot!*

Reply #60 from WinCustomize Forums Top

oooo oh do you want this key and why?

Reply #62 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I had no idea that thre were so many truly sick people on this site. If HG makes ONE more reference about anything being WET I'm moving to higher ground.

Reply #63 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"It's not dead, it's just pining for the fjords!"

"No-one is to stone anyone (skinhit) until I blow this whistle... "

"Oh intercourse the damn Parrot, skinhit!"

"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition, skinhit!"

 

 

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Reply #65 from WinCustomize Forums Top

" No, no, Monsieur Skin'it, you can NOT 'ave back your ring. We are betrothed and I weel scratch out your eyes eef you back out now."

Or....

"Oui, Monsieur Smedley, eet is ze key to Monsieur Skin'it's chastity belt, but before I geeve eet to you, first you must make love to me."

Or...

"With this ring, Monsieur Skin'it,  I thee wed... and.... er... I vill be ze one on top tonight."

Or...

"So, Monsieur Skin'it, eef you can feet your pee-pee inside thees ring, my sphincter weel be safe and I weel allow you into my bed tonight."

I had no idea that thre were so many truly sick people on this site.
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Hehe, you put up such a challenge and expect not to get a truly sick response???

Hmmm, it really makes me wonder what was the motive... how you will 'use' the results. :X :-" :rofl:

 

Reply #66 from WinCustomize Forums Top

The key to it all, is to just blame skinit.

Reply #67 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Starkers, I think your hats on too tight. :P

Reply #68 from WinCustomize Forums Top

If HG makes ONE more reference about anything being WET I'm moving to higher ground.
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well crap.. there goes the rest of my material.. ;P

Reply #69 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Hmmm, it really makes me wonder what was the motive..
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motive!?

*note to self - starkers is getting supicious.....go to sub plan B and shear all the black sheep

well crap.. there goes the rest of my material..
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YOU have issues. I'm thinking there isn't much that doesn't go on in your boudoir that doesn't involve rubber sheets and a 50 gallon drum of Johnsons Baby Oil from Sam's Club.

Reply #70 from WinCustomize Forums Top

YOU have issues. I'm thinking there isn't much that doesn't go on in your boudoir that doesn't involve rubber sheets and a 50 gallon drum of Johnsons Baby Oil from Sam's Club.
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along with yeast, flour, tomato sauce and pepperoni. not hard to get a rise outta him.  ;P

 

*Skinhit....do tell...Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?*

*It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size, skinhit*

 *I'm trying to imagine you with a personality, skinhit.*

*And... just which dwarf are you, skinhit?*

*I say! There's skinhit... meandering to a different drummer.*

*Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.*

*Dear, dear skinhit...I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.*

 

Reply #71 from WinCustomize Forums Top

along with yeast, flour, tomato sauce and pepperoni. not hard to get a rise outta him.
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The object here is to be funny.

Reply #72 from WinCustomize Forums Top

YOU have issues. I'm thinking there isn't much that doesn't go on in your boudoir that doesn't involve rubber sheets and a 50 gallon drum of Johnsons Baby Oil from Sam's Club.
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 an ur point ? :P

Reply #73 from WinCustomize Forums Top

along with yeast, flour, tomato sauce and pepperoni. not hard to get a rise outta him.
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 /me scoffs.. what no cheeze?

Reply #74 from WinCustomize Forums Top

**Yes, I "serve" all men at my baber shop that way.**

Reply #75 from WinCustomize Forums Top

**Under all this makeup is a drag queen trying to get out**