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Come And Get Me! ~ AND THE WINNER IS

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Come And Get Me! ~ AND THE WINNER IS

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'Come and get me!'

It's a line Kevin Pollak used when he was doing a routine on Christopher Walken. It had to do with Walken being freaked out by Pollaks car alarm going off when he stould to close to the car. After claiming to Pollak that the car appeared to be 'alive' , Walken stould in front of it and dared it to 'Come and get me!' like only he can.

Made me laugh my ass off, which is one of my favorite things to do.

So here is the deal. There is a picture posted below. Post a caption and make me laugh.

The one who makes me laugh the hardest (I am the sole judge) gets a one year free sub to Wincustomize courtesy of yours truly.

The rules are simple

  • You can't post any pictures or your out of the running.
  • You can post as many captions as you want.
  • Any captions with a reference to 'skinhit' get an immediate half point on my laugh meter.
  • Entries must be in by midnight Sunday January 17, 2010 East Coast Time in the United States.
  • Only one caption will be selected as the winner. (But I will list my top ten favs when it's over)
  • The winner will get their sub on Tuesday January 19, 2010.

So...Come and get me!

 

 

5th place - Behold!! The Key to rational thinking, an item which has been only a dream to many of you til now. ~ HG_Eliminator

4th place - I say Skinhit, is that my codpiece you're wearing or are you just pleased to see me. ~ Fuzzy Logic

3rd place - You seriously think your the first troll Ive seen in a tutu? ~ HG_Eliminator

2nd place - "I will release you if you answer one question for me......How was milk REALLY discovered? What was he doing to that cow???!!?" ~ G3mpi3

AND THE WINNER IS

POST NUMBER 53 - "So, Valet Skinhit, if you can 'blow' bubbles through this ring, I will consider you for the position I head... er, had in mind." ~ starkers

I laughed long at that one. I had to go back and reread it a few times. You can expect your new sub tomorow (or Wednesday? since it's already tomorow there? )  For the record, You all are a bunch of twisted lil monkeys and you need HELP! Lots of it.

 

 

 

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Reply #126 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Starkers, email your info so I can do this. I promise not to share it with skinhit.
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I'll do it via PM.... the email option doesn't work.

As for Skinhit... he probably already has my info.  After all the stuff I directed his way in this thread, he woulda got a PI to track me down. Over the next few days I expect to be the victim of a series of practical jokes as payback.

:rofl:

Reply #127 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Got the info. You'll have it in the morning. :)

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Reply #128 from WinCustomize Forums Top

You know what? Smedley you can suck it...Sure make me the brunt of all the jokes...give everybody prizes and recognition for doing so...Do I even get an honorable mention? Nope! So again I say my dear Smedley...Suck it...Suck it like u do so well...

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Reply #129 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Smedley...Suck it...Suck it like u do so well...
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mmmm Jack that could be dangerous,  not cos it could hurt but , I mean um  where has it been :D :X

Reply #130 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Got the info. You'll have it in the morning
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Thanks, mate, it's appreciated. :sun:

BTW, for those who are interested, I put up a similar thread called "Oops. I Farted Again" to give away a WC Sub as 1st prize well.  I figured what the heck, I don't have to renew again for a while, so why not pay it forward and do the same for somebody else.  So hey, pop over and join in... the more the merrier.

Smedley...Suck it...Suck it like u do so well...



mmmm Jack that could be dangerous, not cos it could hurt but , I mean um where has it been
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I don't think Jack will care one iota where it has been.  In fact, now that you mention it, he's likely to ensure it has been in some disgusting places... to be sure, to be sure.

:X :rofl:

Reply #131 from WinCustomize Forums Top

You know what? Smedley you can suck it...Sure make me the brunt of all the jokes...give everybody prizes and recognition for doing so...Do I even get an honorable mention? Nope! So again I say my dear Smedley...Suck it...Suck it like u do so well...
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I love it when he's such a bitch.

Reply #132 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I love it when he's such a bitch.
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I love it when you're both bitches... preferably at the same time.

At the same time and toward each other... BONUS!!!!  ;)

I mean, nobody does it as well as you two. :thumbsup: