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Come And Get Me! ~ AND THE WINNER IS

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Come And Get Me! ~ AND THE WINNER IS

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'Come and get me!'

It's a line Kevin Pollak used when he was doing a routine on Christopher Walken. It had to do with Walken being freaked out by Pollaks car alarm going off when he stould to close to the car. After claiming to Pollak that the car appeared to be 'alive' , Walken stould in front of it and dared it to 'Come and get me!' like only he can.

Made me laugh my ass off, which is one of my favorite things to do.

So here is the deal. There is a picture posted below. Post a caption and make me laugh.

The one who makes me laugh the hardest (I am the sole judge) gets a one year free sub to Wincustomize courtesy of yours truly.

The rules are simple

  • You can't post any pictures or your out of the running.
  • You can post as many captions as you want.
  • Any captions with a reference to 'skinhit' get an immediate half point on my laugh meter.
  • Entries must be in by midnight Sunday January 17, 2010 East Coast Time in the United States.
  • Only one caption will be selected as the winner. (But I will list my top ten favs when it's over)
  • The winner will get their sub on Tuesday January 19, 2010.

So...Come and get me!

 

 

5th place - Behold!! The Key to rational thinking, an item which has been only a dream to many of you til now. ~ HG_Eliminator

4th place - I say Skinhit, is that my codpiece you're wearing or are you just pleased to see me. ~ Fuzzy Logic

3rd place - You seriously think your the first troll Ive seen in a tutu? ~ HG_Eliminator

2nd place - "I will release you if you answer one question for me......How was milk REALLY discovered? What was he doing to that cow???!!?" ~ G3mpi3

AND THE WINNER IS

POST NUMBER 53 - "So, Valet Skinhit, if you can 'blow' bubbles through this ring, I will consider you for the position I head... er, had in mind." ~ starkers

I laughed long at that one. I had to go back and reread it a few times. You can expect your new sub tomorow (or Wednesday? since it's already tomorow there? )  For the record, You all are a bunch of twisted lil monkeys and you need HELP! Lots of it.

 

 

 

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Reply #26 from WinCustomize Forums Top

* Is it good to seek the past, Master Po? Does it not rob the present?
Master Po: If a man dwells on the past, then he robs the present. But if a man ignores the past, he may rob the future. The seeds of our destiny are nurtured by the roots of our past.*

Reply #27 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I have the key....to House ....;)

Sins of a Solar Empire II
Reply #28 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Mon Dieu! skinhit, zee pink tutu, c'est magnifique!

Reply #29 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Mon Dieu! skinhit, zee pink tutu, c'est magnifique!
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  oh my!!!!!  :w00t: :rofl: :rofl:   Way to go Hank!!!  

Reply #30 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"war is hell, come and get it"

Reply #31 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Ummmm, am I holding a key, or a spectacle?

Reply #32 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*kiss me skinhit you mad fool for this is the key to my...heart*

 

*skinhit...fetch me my pink slippers: I'm off to The Doctor's Ball with sweet Gregory.*

 

*This fits around your...WHAT, skinhit?*

Reply #33 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*this monocle make me look fat?*

 

*it looks much smaller when I take this magnifying glass away*

Reply #34 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*Yes, skinhit....your ass looks fat even without this lens!*

 

Reply #35 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*eww is that a birthmark or a pepperoni?*

Reply #36 from WinCustomize Forums Top

  :-"

Reply #37 from WinCustomize Forums Top

* Ahh, I see you bear the Mark of the Pizzanator.*

Reply #38 from WinCustomize Forums Top

* Ahh, I see you bear the Mark of the Pizzanator.*
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  :w00t: :rofl: :rofl:

Reply #39 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*skinhit...fetch me my pink slippers: I'm off to The Doctor's Ball with sweet Gregory.*
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You did that too well, Doc!!  >_>

Reply #40 from WinCustomize Forums Top

* hast thou a Sqaush in thyne pocket? or mightest thou be delighted to behold my Presence?*

Reply #41 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Pull the string and it will follow wherever you wish.  Push it, and it will go nowhere at all."

Reply #42 from WinCustomize Forums Top

* pardon me,do you have any grey poupon?

Reply #43 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"But my dear .... lemon sucking is all the rage in Paris"

Reply #44 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Sorry Mr Skinhit. I can not make it out, could you move your loins forward"

Reply #45 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"No I am afraid I will not insert this key. It is very doubtful any music WILL come out if I do.

Reply #47 from WinCustomize Forums Top

O:)

Reply #48 from WinCustomize Forums Top

^  disregard....lol...was I signed in as v checking his OD registration dates and forgot to log out..... ;P   not sure he even likes South Park...   :|

 

 

Oooh!!.....it  seems  Skinhit's  let  Lemmiwinks    loose  again.....

 

 

 

this entry's for Mirsguy.... ;)

Reply #49 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*I find your lack of faith disturbing.*

Reply #50 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*I sense something; a presence I've not felt since...the chef served curried cabbage*