Banned for trying to possess the bologni pony... you should know it has a mind of its own.

banned for allowing things to have minds of their own

Banned for.. I've got nothing.

Banned 'cause there never ain't nuthin', there am always somethin'

banned for attmepting to write in an accent

Banned for transpositioning.

Banned for shortcuts when the long way home is more scenic.... with the waves lapping gently on the beach, the wildlife plaing among the sand dunes and the topless bathers flashing their dazzling pearly whites.

Banned for playing with a 'Y'

banned for trying to catch everyone's spelling erors

Banned for catching everyone catching everyones spelling errors.... and you oughta know that somebody 'll end up bitching about your bitching about somebody else bitching about other people bitching.

Banned for finally getting it and not bitching about it. So's I can..   lol    

banned for acting like a female dog

Banned for living too long.   Cuz u need glasses... that's a Polar Bear.  

banned for I have glasses

Banned for they're completely empty.

Banned for the sausage has but one life.... after that it is .searing heat with a chance of ketchup

banned for ketchup on sausage

Banned for licking the mayo off your sausage.

Banned for did you do that?

Banned for can he do that? 

Banned for the transvestite has his/her fingers in so many pies, he/she is constantly licking them

Banned for having it all. maybe

banned because this thread took a wrong turn

Banned for left turns turned sideways.

Banned for I'm not responsible.