banned for assumption of safe

Banned for not knowing the safe combination... in this case it's strawberries and cream,

Banned for piddly diddly or diddly piddly. Whichever floats your boat.

Banned for if you can float your boat in your piddle there could be a problem.  Just sayin..

banned fro smirking

Banned for playing the fiddle in the middle of a piddle but instead calling it a widdle.... in which you could float a boat and sail it around the moat.

banned for iddling around

Banned for the yellow snow.... somebody's obviously been iddling around in the Winter Wonderland.

If you iddle in the piddle......uh...........never mind.

Banned for not banning. 

Banned for the ban was delayed due to piddly stuff.

Banned for iddle never be the same.

Banned for middling while piddling improves aim.... fiddling while piddling makes for more work for the cleaners.

banned for missing the mark

Banned for lavatorial target practice.... and please leave that fly on the wall alone.

Banned for avoiding brown spots on the wall.

That's a book written by Huflungshit

banned for crazy names

Banned for "celebrities children",  final answer.  

banned for finallity

Banned for double 'L' ing.

Banned for owning double barreled snot gun with a single L... and don't fire that thing in a too enclosed space or you'll cop a spray of shot yourself.

banned for being double south paw

Banned for paws in the custard... didn't you mother ever tell you not to play with your food?

Also banned for going all Jason Biggs {American Pie} on us....

Hey, Creature, leave that pie alone.... cos all in all, you're [being watched] by another fly on the wall.

Banned for punctilaneous mumbo jumbo.

Banned for Mumbo would be most displeased with that jumbo remark...he might be a big boy but it's not for the likes of us to say.