banned for thinking old

Banned for being so young you haven't got all your adult teeth yet... gotta love that jello, eh?

banned for bringing up the teeth

Banned for oh my goodness gracious nooooo.....  five second rule.

banned for its only been 3

Banned for instant pudding.

banned for wanting things instantanously

Banned for not seizing the moment... and flying lessons are 1 hour, can you flap your arms that long?

banned for seizing is not always a good thing

Banned for a moment lost is a moment to never be seen again.... so keep your third eye open... even on a dark night.

banned because not all moments are good

Banned for good is just a state of mind and overrated... and great is an elevated version with bells on

banned for attempting to change my state of mind

Banned for the state wants to control your mind... but not to worry, the electrodes only hurt for the 1st day or so.

Banned for electro maniacal induction.

Banned for your induction to the lunatic fringe and taking a seat on the ma-ma-ma-maniacal board.

Banned for not boarding up the fringe and then taking a seat. 

banned for not taking the fringe benefits

  Banned for having to wear it. Some snow fell this morn... sprinkle...    He's baaack. 

banned for trying to build a snowman

Banned for not knowing the difference between snowmen and snowwomen is snowballs

Banned for what do you get when you cross Dracula with Jack Frost?      Frostbite.   

Banned for pumpkin and pinochle. 

Banned for not knowing that mushrooms are meat for vegetarians... though most girls I've known like a bit of pork sword.

banned for fluff