husbands killed off

and lovers bitten

with heads eaten

with side-salad and

supoersized fries and

melted fudge mmmmm

but everso fattening.

watch those carbos

and whipped cream

accumulate as fat

in unusual places

never where desired

or even admired

except for boobs

even if implanted

with saline bags

complete with goldfish

and seahorses and

tadpoles under lillies

and bullfrogs atop

leaving little room

for Big Burpa

the grand poobah

Water Buffalo Lodge

behind the lilypad