luv toe jam     (not)

Ah, foot fetish.

fetish neucliocis avoidances

 Be sure to buckle up

because you're about

to get interesting

nuiscance phone calls

from secret stalkers

wearing secret pants

on their heads

with flaps lowered

strictly for shade

and application of

sun tan oil

and insect repellent

to repel insects

and attract arachnids

with hairy legs

not Namath smooth

after using Nair

and putting on

eau de arachnid

what is that

Spider cologne of

The Black Widow

while supplies last