rooted to the

custom concrete boots

with high heels

and big tongues

for licking toe-jam

flakes off the

toe-jam super scooper

with plastic handle

and wide mouth

with sharp dentures

and gnarly nose

with dangling snot.

picked with finger

then rolled but

not casually flicked

on top'o tongue

but  rolled tongue-in-cheek

to farthest spit

giant green boogers

from the jolly

green giant oriface

under his leafy

green tutu that

flared when farted (through)

and then ignited