Accent is a very nice

spice

spice of the  useless posh variety is far too thin to be a comfortable

partner

Partner, Amen to

that

the heart aches tonight

heal

heal of the heart needs sincerity and

belief

belief in a higher power usually involves more

voltage

 Voltage, like batteries, not required. I meant belief in the future. The sun will shine tomorrow. The robotic fact that we have to go to work, take care of our children (bless them),pay bills, go swimming, no matter how mundane it is, or how important, these are the survival rituals that gets us through.And darn if slowly one doesn't start feelin better......

 And not for nothin but livin well is the best revenge

Revenge of the Nerds was

funny

Funny Farm is where some folks reckon I ought to

be.

Be ye Joculariting with

 me

Me finks them folks might be right... sometimes I get this insatiable urge to be trussed up in a strait

jacket.

OOOHHHH, really, and what color would that little jacket

be

Be it pink or be it blue, don't matter, really, so long as the padded cell has sunshine yellow

walls.

Walls would never hold you starkers, although that jacket might slow you down some. I could help you with

that

That mightn't be such a good idea, not if I'm frothing at the mouth at the time and in need of a sedative because the padded cell walls are red and

agitating.

 Agitating red walls, my my my,frothing to. Have you tried slowing down on the curried cabbage 

some

Agitating river water means there be

piranhas!

Some but not much considering the noise I heard all the way over here in sunny Pa. My g*d starkers...did ya have to make the boom booms so freakin'

loud...............................................................................sheesh!

last only under duress

Loud barks can sometimes be heard from the moon and distant astral bodies, thus duress is placed in the space tim continuum via audible

smells.

Smells that are audible would would be great at  (some)

parties

Parties with rampant galloping curried cabbage munchers can pose olfactory issues to those with delicate nasal

sensibilities.

Sensibilities could be questioned of those who stay at a curried cabbage party with the Cap'n's

flatulance.

Flatulance in abundance, competitions, WB, curried cabbage, pork and beans, now that's a

gas

Gas masks (BYOGM) would be

required