woods are where tiger's can't putt very

well

Well I'll be... sure didn't know that tigers played

golf.

Golf is not as easy as it looks and is verrry

loooong

Loooong ago, and far away, in the land of nod, there lived an old

man.

Man with wooden leg beats Olympic long jump and triple jump records by an amazing 10

feet.

feet in mouths is how you would describe clumsy offensive comments of siamese

twins

Twins snare a more than willing participant to join their shenanigans and make it a

trio.

Trio as in triad can sometimes be confusing. Dontcha

think?

Think I might give triads, trios and threesomes a

miss.

Miss Universe gave interviews to one and

all

all who heard Miss Universe's interviews are still in

therapy

Therapy are for those with no real

friends

Friends of Miss Universe still can't believe the dribble she came out

with.

With friends I'm guessin here, but wouldn't they have all that in

common

Common garden snail and slugs are known to eat cabbages, thus reducing crops for curried cabbage... I wish they'd leave the cabbages alone and eat lettuce

instead.

Instead of leaving them alone, millions of WC members around the world started breeding snails to ship to Brisbane Australia to any known location where Starkers could possibly grow, collect, purchase cabbage in order that the forums and galleries would once again be safe to inhabit...except for Quentin, who was last seen retrieving his parcel of snails from the post box and wandering back inside towards the kitchen with a bottle of virgin olive oil, some garlic...butter and chopped

parsley...

  Breeding snails, eh??  Good one, sydney. 

Parsley is a wonderful garnish on curried

cabbage.

cabbage moths are also to be bred in bulk

next

Next I'm off to the store to pick up some snail bait and insecticide t' protect me

crops.

Crops of the brassica species, containing thiaminase and other anti-metabolites and toxins, when consumed can cause flattulence, beri-beri and scurvy.

scurvy ridden pirates shouldn't eat so much cabbage

then  

Then flattulence becomes a deadly menace and the CCWB StarkerBarker will need to haul ass to prevent a worldwide catostrophic seismic

undulation

undulation in my underwear was caused by a massive wind of gale force proprtions blowing up my trouser

leg.

*that's my story and I'm sticking to it*

Leg go of my

eggo  

eggo is just egg with very heavy

accent.