Things that go bump in the night is the stuff of

nightmares.

(add bankers, CEO's, execs and politicians to that and we get no peace, day or night)

nightmares, not quite, but strange dreams I had last night 'cause I ate curry too late in the night I

think

Think what we could do with all Brad's

money.

Money should go to

me.

Me, why not

you?

You can have shitloads of money and still be miserable, cos being rich can often make those with buckets of cash greedy/greedier and very

lonely

lonely is a fig-a-mint of someone else's imagination 'cause that pre-supposes reasonable expectations of another person saying bye-bye after gettin' filthy rich and forgetting all about

you

You could put it that way, but many people who become wealthy/stinking rich are lonely because they change for the worst once they have a shitload of

cash.

Cash can also make one very

popular

popular theories have the world being

round

'Round the corner and down the dell, lives a pixie who rings a

bell.

That's what Jekyll said to Hyde after drinking liquid starkerbark. Bet ya didn't know that...huh.

bell birds have the most beautiful song....one of my favourite sounds of the

bush

Bush is something I hate walking through, not to mention

Woodticks

Woodticks inside your underwear can cause a nasty rash on your

buttocks.

Buttocks flaring doesn't sound like a camping trip I'd want to

have

Have suffered flared buttocks quite a few times in the past, when I played up at school and got the cane for my

troubles.

 Troubles, had some to. Nuns who liked to crack knuckles with those damn

rulers

Rulers could be good, like Clinton, or really bad, like Bush

Jr.

Jr. was Frankensteins' name in Abbot and Costello meet Frankenstein. Was Georgie like Junior 'Cause he sure wasn't like his senior. At least in the movie Frankie had a legitimate problem...he needed a brain unlike 'ole Georgie W who, contrary to popular opinion, had one. Or so he claims. It wasn't Frankie's fault Igor got him one that was

fashizzled.

Fashizzled, schamizzled, that grey matter between Bush jr's ears wasn't a brain, it was a messed up goo all

schamozzled.

Shamozzled is so harsh! Surely 'ole Georgie W deserves less of a moniker...saaaay...like Nambulated NumbNut or some

such.

Such concessions should not be made for somebody so brazenly

stupid.

Stupid is as stupid

does

Does a bear shit in the

woods?