'gas' is a word that takes me back to the sixties/seventies....when life was really....a

gas

Gas indeed, as in Jumpin Jack Flash hits the gas,gas,

Gas

Gas pockets tend to hang around those who ravenously eat curried cabbage 3-square per

day.

Day or night it smells the

same

Same only to the untrained

nose.

Nose fell off after the first bark and never grew

back.  (Thank G-d for the untrained nose!!!)

Nose around in underwear to notice the more subtlte

differences.

AAAAhhh what if you don't wear

gitch  

Wear no underwear and you risk more than just your feet in your

shoes.

Shoes smelly and wet and squishy on a hot humid summer day with no

wind

Wind at your back, makes one walk

faster

Faster walks can mean you miss out on some scenery... and picking up that $20

bill.

Bill Posters should be

prosecuted

Bill would never lose any money, and if,if he did I don't have that kinda

luck

Prosecuted would be very bad

luck

Luck, good or bad, is a state of mind, depending on whether you're in high or low

spirits.

Spirits ,now there's a few o' those..alcoholic spirits , M.Jackson spirits, and our well being spirits ,but I also don't believe in luck, in my opinion we make our own

destiny

Destiny has a child whose destiny was pre-determined by

fate.

Fate is an easy excuse to be lazy, poor, maybe even give up

entirely.

 (it's all meant to be) not.

entirely not my fault that world got into recession, bush

said!

Said Bush, but I'd be willing to bet there's evidence of corporate/bank greed and corruption under his

fingernails.

Fingernails are over-rated by women.

(This sghould be interesting )

Women are simply the

best.

best not to forget

that   

that is true